Pehea e lilo ai i kaikamahine e makemake āpau e noho a puni

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• 1. E lilo i kaikamahine e hoʻolei i nā hoʻomaikaʻi e like me ka candy
• 2. E lilo i kaikamahine ʻona i kona wā ʻoluʻolu - koʻikoʻi
• 3. E lilo i kaikamahine e makaʻu ʻole ke nānā aku
• 4. E lilo i kaikamahine i loko ona iho
• 5. E lilo i kaikamahine nāna nā mea āpau
• 6. E lilo i kaikamahine e kūʻokoʻa (a me DGAF)
• 7. E lilo i kaikamahine āu e ʻōlelo ai nā mea āpau e ʻālohilohi ana

E hoʻokuʻu i kēlā mau manaʻo e pili ana i ka lilo ʻana i kekahi ʻē aʻe.

ʻOiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻohe ou kuleana e lilo i kāu makemake Instagram, kāu pane Twitter, a i ʻole ke kamaʻilio ʻana o ke kaona. ʻO ke ʻano hoʻokahi o ke kaikamahine āu e pono ai ka mea i loaʻa ka ikaika a me ka hōʻoluʻolu iā ʻoe iho.

A kēlā ʻo ke kaikamahine ka mea a nā mea āpau e huli ai no ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo - hilinaʻi nui a hewa ʻole ʻo ia i ka mana.

ʻOi aku ka maʻalahi o ka ʻōlelo ma mua o ka hana, ʻike wau, akā ua hele lōʻihi wau i kēia huakaʻi o ka loaʻa ʻana iā ʻoe iho. Ua ʻike wau i ka nui o koʻu hilinaʻi iaʻu iho, ʻo ka liʻiliʻi o ka lumi ma laila no kēlā leo ʻino a maikaʻi ʻole i loko o koʻu poʻo e like me haʻi.

A ʻoiai ke kau nei i kou wāwae maikaʻi i mua, kōkua ia e hoʻomanaʻo i ke kānāwai gula: E mālama i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i ke ala āu e makemake ai e mālama lākou iā ʻoe.

1. E lilo i kaikamahine e hoʻolei i nā hoʻomaikaʻi e like me ka candy

ʻIke paha ʻoe i ka mahalo ʻia e like me ka mini-orgasm i loko o kou lolo? Ua ʻike nā kānaka noiʻi inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi mahalo, hiki iā ia ke hoʻoulu i nā kikowaena uku like i kou lolo e hoʻomālamalama i ka wā o ka moekolohe. ʻAe, e ʻoluʻolu.

Hoʻohoka ʻole ʻia? ʻĀ, ua loaʻa kahi noiʻi ʻokoʻa e ʻaneʻane hoʻomālamalama nā kikowaena uku ke loaʻa kāu kālā a mahalo paha. Kamaʻilio kālā, akā hiki nō iā ʻoe.

Me ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana, ua ʻike nā mea noiʻi ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mahalo, ʻo ka nui o nā gymnastics noʻonoʻo i ka pane. ʻO ia ke kumu e haki ai ʻoe i ka minoʻaka ke ʻike kāu barista maʻamau i kāu helehelena hou a i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai kāu haku e hae e pili ana i kāu hōʻike.

Hana i kēia! Inā ʻike ʻoe i kahi mea āu e makemake ai, mai kāohi! Serious, ke haʻi ʻana i kekahi i kou aloha i ko lākou kāmaʻa hiki ke hana i ko lākou lā. E hōʻoia inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hana nui i ka mea e lilo i disingenuous.

2. E lilo i kaikamahine ʻona i kona wā ʻoluʻolu - koʻikoʻi

ʻIke mākou āpau i ke ʻano - nā kaikamahine e hele a hina i loko o ka hale kalapu a me ka ʻauʻauʻau, e minoʻaka ana i ka pepeiao a mākaukau e kamaʻilio. ʻO lākou kekahi o nā wahine nui loa aʻu i hālāwai ai. ʻO lākou nō nā hoa aloha maikaʻi loa aʻu e ʻike ʻole ai.

ʻO kēia nā kaikamahine hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi i kekahi mea - me ka makaʻu ʻole i ka hoʻokolokolo - a ʻike ʻoe e loaʻa i kou kua.

Ua loaʻa paha i kahi kanaka āu i hele pū ai me kahi mea hou? ʻElima kekona kēia mau kaikamahine mai ka loaʻa ʻana iā ʻoe kahi boo hou i boogie me. Ke hoʻi mai nei kēlā Long Island hope e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe? Mākaukau kekahi kaikamahine e hoʻopaʻa i kou lauoho a ʻo ka mea ʻē aʻe e kiʻi iā ʻoe i kīʻaha wai.

Hana i kēia! ʻAʻole pono e kaupalena ʻia kēia pili aloha i kā mākou hālāwai halepaku boozy. E lilo i kaikamahine nāna kēia kākoʻo nā mea āpau ka manawa.

3. E lilo i kaikamahine e makaʻu ʻole ke nānā aku

Ua ʻike mākou a pau i kekahi e hoʻoheheʻe ana i ka lehulehu. Kehena, ʻo kekahi o mākou ke kaikamahine ma hope o ka haki (ʻo wau pū kekahi). Akā ehia mau manawa a mākou e kikoo aku ai i ke kaikamahine e uē ana i ke kihi a nīnau inā ua maikaʻi ʻo ia?

I loko o kahi noiʻi kaulana, ua ʻike nā kānaka noiʻi i ka wā e noho wale ana nā mea kū, 75 pakeneka i kōkua ke manaʻo lākou ua pilikia kekahi. Akā i ka hui ʻana o ʻeono poʻe, 31 wale nō pakeneka i komo i loko.

Hana i kēia! Mai makaʻu e nīnau i kahi kaikamahine inā makemake ʻo ia i ke kōkua, ʻoiai ʻo ia me kekahi. ʻOiai he mea hiki wale nō ʻo ia maolipīhoihoi e pili ana i kekahi mea, ʻaʻole ʻeha ke nīnau inā pono iā ia kahi lima kōkua. ʻO ke ala wale nō e ʻike maopopo ai ka lawe ʻana iā ʻoe iho e nīnau.

ʻ saylelo paha ʻo ia he maikaʻi a hōʻalo paha i kāu hāʻawi. Maikaʻi kēlā. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, e ʻike ʻo ia ʻaʻole ʻo ia wale.

4. E lilo i kaikamahine i loko ona iho

Loaʻa i kahi luina e kāhea i kāu iho he nui nā pōmaikaʻi, akā e hala ana ʻoe iā lākou āpau inā hoʻohālikelike mau ʻoe iā ʻoe iho i nā wahine a puni ʻoe.

No laila, inā ʻo ʻoe wale nō ka luliluli ʻana o ka lauoho pōkole, a i kēia manawa makemake kou hoa e komo i ka pāʻina pixie? ʻElua mau kānaka ʻokoʻa ʻoe!

Ma kahi o ke kiʻi ʻana i loko inā e "nānā ʻoi aku ʻo ia" ma mua ou, e hāʻawi e hoʻouna iā ia i kāu stylist a kōkua iā ia e hoʻomākaukau no ka chop nui.

Hiki i ka mea like ke ʻōlelo ʻia no kahi hoaaloha i loaʻa kahi hoʻolaha nui ʻoiai ʻoe e hoʻolālā nei i kāu neʻe nui aʻe. ʻO ka minuke ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻokūkū ana i kekahi i kekahi - a nui ka lumi no nā mea āpau o ka hui - e manaʻo ʻia ua hāpai ʻia kahi kaumaha mai kou poʻohiwi aku.

Hana i kēia! Ditch i ka ʻōnaehana hoʻonohonoho kūloko a ʻapo i kā lākou kūleʻa. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ka hoʻokūkū, aia ʻoe i nā cahoots - a ʻo wai ka makemake ʻole i kēlā?

5. E lilo i kaikamahine nāna nā mea āpau

ʻO ka mea wale nō i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana o kāu wā ke manaʻo iki ʻole ʻoe ʻo ia ka ʻike weliweli ʻaʻohe ou mea e kāohi ai i kāu kahe - a ʻaʻohe Walgreens e ʻike ʻia.

Ua ʻike ʻia kahi ana e Free the Tampons Foundation ua loaʻa ka 86 pakeneka o 1,072 mau wahine iā lākou iho i ke kūlana like, a he 57 ka pākēneka i ʻoi aku ka hilahila ma mua o ka ukiuki, hoʻoluhi, a makaʻu paha.

Akā kūpikipiki nā pilina o ke kaikuahine - 53 pākēneka o nā wahine i kaʻana like i ka wā i hiki ai kēia, ua noi lākou i kahi wahine ʻē aʻe no kahi pale a tampon paha. No laila e uku aku i mua!

Hana i kēia! ʻAʻole wale ka mālama ʻana i kāu ʻeke me nā huahana menstrual keu e kōkua iā ʻoe i ka holo lōʻihi, hiki ke manaʻo i ka ʻokoʻa ma waena o kekahi o nā jeans i hōʻino ʻia a hana ʻia i kahi hālāwai nui ma ka hana i ka manawa.

Akā ʻaʻole kēlā wale nō nā mea e pono ai i kāu ʻeke. Hiki i ke kau Allergy ke hana i nā pūnaewele a me ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe lima i kahi no-brainer, akā ʻo ka mālama ʻana i kahi stokol o nā kokoleka ka mea pāʻani nui loa i kēia manawa.

Hiki ke kōkua aku i ke kaʻanalike ʻana i ʻelua mau kaha nahu i ka PMS, e hoʻonui ai i ka hana ʻana i ke awakea, a hoʻopaʻa me ke kaikamahine e noho pū ana me ʻoe.

6. E lilo i kaikamahine e kūʻokoʻa (a me DGAF)

He mea ʻole inā kou manaʻo o kahi manawa maikaʻi ke noho nei i loko e nānā iā Netflix a i ʻole ke kāʻei ʻana i ka paʻa lani lani kiʻekiʻe a me ka hulahula ʻana a hiki i ka manawa e loaʻa ai ka ʻaina kakahiaka.

No laila, inā ʻoe e hoʻolilo i kou mau hopena pule i ka hopu ʻana me kou mau kaikuahine ʻeha a i ʻole ke hoʻolālā ʻana no kāu Comic Con hou? I ke kiʻi nui aʻe, ʻo ka "clique" āu e hāʻule ai i loko e hiki ke pili ʻole e like me kāu GPA ma hope o ka puka ʻana.

He aha ka mea e hana naʻu (a i ʻole kekahi mea ʻē aʻe) ʻaʻole e hana no ʻoe, a ʻaʻole pono ia. ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e aloha i ka lipstick, Beyoncé (ʻae, ua hele mākou i laila), a i ʻole "Game of Thrones" e weliweli.

Hana i kēia! ʻO ka apo ʻana i kāu mea e aloha ai hiki ke lilo i mea ikaika - keu hoʻi no ka poʻe a puni ʻoe. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, inā ʻike wau iā ʻoe ma waho e like me ʻoe, e nīnau wau iaʻu iho, he aha ka mea e keʻakeʻa nei iaʻu?

7. E lilo i kaikamahine āu e ʻōlelo ai nā mea āpau e ʻālohilohi ana

ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole wau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ke kukuna kiʻekiʻe. Ke kamaʻilio nei wau e pili ana i ka ʻālohilohi maoli, alohilohi-mai-loko-waho. ʻAno e like me ka mea a Anna Kendrick e hana nei, akā hoʻonui ʻia e 100.

ʻAʻole ia he mea hūnā he maʻi lele ka hauʻoli. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hōʻike ka ʻepekema ke pili ʻoe i ka poʻe hauʻoli, makemake ʻoe e lawe i ko lākou ʻano lanakila. E ʻike ʻoe iā ʻoe iho me ka hauʻoli, ʻoi aku ka ikaika, a me ka hoʻēmi nui i ka nui.

Hana i kēia! ʻO ka minoʻaka wale nō ka mea e hoʻomaka ai e hoʻolaha i nā vibe maikaʻi. No laila, i ka manawa hou āu e hele nei ma ke alanui, waiho i kāu kelepona! Mālama i ka pale ma hope a hoʻomaka e hoʻohui - akā pōkole wale nō - me ka poʻe e hele aʻe ana.

Loaʻa iā mākou āpau nā lā hoʻomaha, a he hiki ʻole ke "ma" i nā manawa āpau. Akā ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo e hāʻawi mākou i ka walaʻau. ʻO kēlā me kēia manawa he manawa hou e hoʻohuli i ka lā a puni - no ʻoe a no kēlā poʻe a puni ʻoe.

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