ʻAʻole paha ʻoe e hana i kēlā me kahi hua hua - akā inā makemake ʻoe e hana pēlā, e heluhelu i kēia

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- He aha pololei ia?
- Kali, he mea maoli kēlā?
- ʻO wai ka mea i hele pū me ia?
- He aha ke kiko?
- He aha nā mea maikaʻi ʻole e hiki?
- Pono ʻoe e hoʻohana i ka huaʻulu?
- He maʻalahi paha ia e like me ka hopu ʻana i ka huaʻulu mai ka lumi kuke?
- Pehea ʻoe e hoʻomākaukau ai i ka hua?
- Pehea ʻoe, ʻike, hana?
- Pono ʻoe e hana i kahi mea kūikawā i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe?
- He aha kāu e hana ai inā hele hewa kahi mea?
- Ke laina lalo
He aha pololei ia?
Inā ʻoe e nīnau ana a laila ʻaʻole paha ʻoe i ʻike iā “Huakaʻi Kaikamahine” - {textend} ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kōkua i ka hana ʻana i grapefruiting i kahi mea a i kuleana ʻole ʻia no ka hemahema o nā grapefruits i kāu keʻena hana kūloko.
ʻO Grapefruiting kahi hana o ka hāʻawi ʻana i kahi hana puhi me ke kōkua o kahi grapefruit i hollowed e holo ʻoe i luna a i lalo i ka lāʻau ʻoiai e omo ana i ke poʻo.
Kali, he mea maoli kēlā?
ʻIke ʻia, ʻoiai ʻaʻole hiki ʻole ke ʻike i ka nui o nā poʻe i hoʻāʻo maoli i kēia. ʻAʻole like ia me nā noiʻi i hana ʻia ma luna ... akā.
ʻO wai ka mea i hele pū me ia?
ʻĀ, a hiki i ka wā i puka mai ai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo "Girls Trip", ua manaʻoʻiʻo ʻia ka sexpert ʻAnakē Angel e paʻa ka hanohano.
Ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i kahi lono i kahi demo grapefruit beej demo i kahi pāʻina wahine ma 2002 a hoʻomaka i ke aʻo ʻana i nā papa ma ia hope koke iho.
I ka makahiki 2012, ua hoʻopuka ʻo ia i kahi DVD i kapa ʻia ʻo “Angie's Fellatio Secrets.” ʻElima miliona mau manaʻo ma hope a poof - {textend} ʻo ia ka The Grapefruit Lady.
A laila ua hele mai ʻo "Girls Trip" a ua hōʻike ʻo Tiffany Haddish ka mea hana keaka / comedian ʻo ia ke kumu o kēia hua hua o fellatio a ke kaʻana like nei i ka ʻenehana no nā makahiki ma ke kahua.
He aha ke kiko?
ʻO kahi BJ e manaʻo pū nei e moekolohe ana ʻoe me kahi ʻōpū pulu nui i ka manawa like.
He aha nā mea maikaʻi ʻole e hiki?
ʻO ka mea ʻino maikaʻi loa e hiki ke kū ʻia ʻo ia kekahi me kahi citrus allergy, kahi e hoʻopili ai me ka huaʻōlani i hiki ke hoʻāla i kahi hopena maʻi maʻi i hiki ke hele mai kahi haʻahaʻa a ʻeha hoʻi.
FYI: Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomohala i kahi citrus allergy ma hope o ke ola, ʻoiai ma hope o nā makahiki o ka ʻai ʻana i nā hua me nā pilikia ʻole. Hoʻolālā maʻamau nā maʻi citrus i nā ʻōpio a i ʻole iwakālua.
Hiki ke hopena i kahi hopena maʻi maʻi mai ka ʻai ʻana i kekahi o ka grapefruit a i ʻole kona wai i ka wā e hāʻawi ana i ke poʻo. ʻO ka hopena e piʻikoi loa ia a me ka ʻalalā ʻana o kou lehelehe, alelo, a ʻāʻī paha.
Hiki i ka hoʻopili ʻana i ka ʻili me ka peel ke kumu i ka dermatitis pili, kahi hehena hou aʻe. ʻO nā ʻōuli, ka mea e hiki ke hoʻopili i ka ʻili ma nā lima, ka maka, a i ʻole - {textend} ʻoka - {textend} ka peni, me ka wela ʻana, ka ʻili ʻana, ka pehu ʻana, a me ka huehue paha.
ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, kākaʻikahi loa ka maʻi ʻaʻai citrus - {textend} akā pono nō naʻe e noʻonoʻo ma mua o ka hoʻopuka ʻana i ka huaʻōlau.
ʻO kekahi mea koʻikoʻi ʻole, akā ʻoluʻolu naʻe i ka hana ʻana i ka waha me ka huaʻōlau ke loaʻa nei ka wai i ka haki o ka ʻili a i ʻole ka maka.
Inā kū kēia, hiki iā ʻoe ke pili i kāu hīnaʻi o nā grapefruits e ʻeha ana ia a ʻā e like me MOFO. A ke kamaʻilio nei no ka puhi ʻana, hiki i ka mea loaʻa ke manaʻo i kahi wela nui a me ka huhū inā hele ka wai i loko o ka urethra.
ʻAʻole pau mākou. Hiki i ka mea hāʻawi ke hoʻopau me kahi puʻu ʻōniu mai ka omo ʻana i hope i kēlā wai waikawa.
A ʻo ka hopena, ʻike ʻia ka huaʻōlio me kekahi mau lāʻau. Hoʻopili kēia i kekahi o nā corticosteroids, nā lāʻau hopohopo, a me nā lāʻau i hoʻohana ʻia no ke koko kiʻekiʻe a me ka cholesterol.
Inā ʻoe e lawe i nā meds, e nīnau i kahi kauka lāʻau e pili ana i ka launa pū ʻana o ka grapefruit
Pono ʻoe e hoʻohana i ka huaʻulu?
ʻO kahi huaʻakai paha ka hua i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma ka ʻohana citrus no kēia kumu. Hiki paha i kahi ʻalani nunui nui ke hana pū kekahi.
ʻO ke kuikahi e like me kēlā mau grapefruits ʻulaʻula ruby ke ala e hele ai no ka mea ʻo lākou ka ʻono momona loa.
ʻO kou waha nō naʻe. No laila, inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe me kahi ʻono ʻawaʻawa a laila e hana kekahi grapefruit a i ʻole ʻalani ʻalani.
He maʻalahi paha ia e like me ka hopu ʻana i ka huaʻulu mai ka lumi kuke?
E noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻeā? Akā ʻaʻole. Pono kekahi mau hana hoʻomākaukau no laila pono ʻoe e hoʻolālā i mua.
Pono e wehe ʻole ʻia ka huaʻikuʻi a me ka lumi mehana a i ʻole mehana iki.
Ke hoʻohana pololei ʻana i hoʻokahi mai ka pahu hau ʻaʻole e hele maikaʻi me ke kanaka ma ka hopena e loaʻa ana. (Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo shrinkage?)
Pehea ʻoe e hoʻomākaukau ai i ka hua?
Eia kahi alakaʻi i kēlā me kēia lā i ka grapefruiting prep:
- E holoi pono i ka huaʻulu ma lalo o ka wai mehana.
- E ʻōwili i ka huaʻōlō e kūʻē i ka papa paʻakikī no hoʻokahi mau minuke a i ʻole e hoʻokuʻu i nā mea a hana i ka ʻiʻo e like me ka ʻiʻo a momona hoʻi.
- E hoʻohana i kahi pahi ʻoi e ʻoki pono i nā piko ʻelua o nā hua, e mālama ana i nā ʻāpana lahilahi.
- E ʻoki i kahi puka ma ke kino o nā hua i lawa e lawa ai ka peni o ka mea loaʻa.
- Voila - {textend} ʻoluʻolu fellatio aloha kāu hua!
Pehea ʻoe, ʻike, hana?
Inā ua hana ʻoe i kāu papa hana grapefruiting, ua ʻike paha ʻoe i ka piko e kāhāhā ai i kāu hoa ma ka pale maka ʻana iā lākou ma mua.
No laila ma mua o ʻoe iā mākou no ka hoʻopoina ʻana i kēia kaʻina, e ʻike e haʻalele ana mākou iā ia.
ʻOiai mākou e aloha i kahi pūʻiwa maikaʻi, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ia e hoʻoulu i ka moekolohe ma luna o kekahi ke ʻole he "kahaha" consensual i kamaʻilio ʻia ma mua.
Inā ʻae lākou e kahaha, a laila e loaʻa.
Eia pehea e hāʻawi ai i kahi hua waina BJ:
- E paʻakikī iā lākou. Pono e maikaʻi a paʻakikī hoʻi ka peni a kāu hoa ma mua o kou puka ʻana i waho o ka hua waina. Hele kekahi ʻano foreplay ke huli iā lākou. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻāʻo i kahi hana lima a i ʻole lele i ka penis a pau a pā a palu i ko lākou mau ʻāpana erogenous.
- Pāheʻe i kahi pale pale ma luna o lākou. Hiki i kahi condom ke kōkua i ka hōʻemi ʻana i nā mea hiki ke hiki, e like me ka huhū a i ʻole ke ʻū ʻana. Hoʻoemi ia i ka makaʻu o ka lawe STI. I ka mālama ʻana i ke kumuhana hua, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i nā condom hua ʻia i ka hua. Nom nom!
- E heʻe i ka huawaina a hele i ke kaona. E hoʻoheʻe i ka huaʻulu ma luna o kā lākou moa a hoʻomaka i ka wili ʻana i kēlā hua i luna a i lalo i ka lāʻau ʻoiai ʻoe e hana i ke poʻo me kou waha. E kuapo ma waena o ka omo ʻana iā ia, e hoʻopuni ana i kou alelo a puni, a e wili nei i kā lākou frenulum, ʻoiai ke kahe ʻana o ka huaʻulu i luna a iho i ka lāʻau. Mālama iā ia a hiki i ka hopena o ka hopena.
- Hoʻomaʻemaʻe. He mea nui loa kēia ʻanuʻu inā ʻoe e hoʻolālā ana e neʻe i ka penetration. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake i ka waiʻawaʻawa ʻakika i loko o kāu puki a anus paha. Auwe, ke ahi! Ka weliweli!
Pono ʻoe e hana i kahi mea kūikawā i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe?
E akahai, akā piha. Makemake ʻoe e kiʻi i ka wai i koe a i ʻole ka pulp mai kā lākou peni a me nā wahi a puni - {textend} mai lawe i ka ʻili.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i ka lole holoi holoi a i ʻole nā holoi ʻoluʻolu, a i ʻole ke poʻo i ka lumi holoi no kahi holoi wikiwiki a ʻauʻau paha. Pā maloʻo a maikaʻi ʻoe e hele.
He aha kāu e hana ai inā hele hewa kahi mea?
ʻIke mākou he maʻalahi ka ʻōlelo ma mua o ka wā e hana ai kekahi mea e like me ke ahi, akā e hoʻōki i kāu hana a nānā mālie i ke kūlana.
Inā ʻeha a puhi paha i pili i ka ʻili a i ʻole i nā maka, holoi a holoi ʻia paha me ka wai anuanu.
ʻO ka ʻulaʻula a me ka huhū e hoʻomaʻemaʻe iā ia iho ma hope o hoʻokahi lā a ʻelua paha. E ʻike i ke kauka a i ʻole nā mea lawelawe olakino ʻē aʻe inā ʻaʻole a i ʻole inā e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi.
ʻO kaʻeha, ke ahi, a me ke kuʻi paha e pili ana i ka maka a i ʻole ka peni e koi ana i kahi kipa i ke kauka.
Inā ʻike ʻoe a i ʻole kāu pakanā i nā hōʻailona a i ʻole nā ʻōuli o ka hopena maʻi ʻino (anaphylaxis), e ʻimi i ka mālama olakino olakino.
ʻO nā hōʻailona o ka hopena maʻi ahulau e komo pū me:
- hives
- pehu o ka waha a ʻo ka puʻu paha
- pilikia hanu
- nausea
- ka luaʻi
- nāwaliwali
- maule ana
- pīhoihoi
Ke laina lalo
ʻOiaʻiʻo, loaʻa paha iā ʻoe kahi giggles, akā hiki i ka grapefruiting ke hele a maikaʻi ʻole a makaʻu iki hoʻi inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e akahele.
Inā makemake ʻoe e kāwili iā ia i ka manawa hou āu e iho ai i lalo, aia kekahi mau ala ʻē aʻe e hana ai me ka hele ʻole i ke ala hua.
Hana like kahi stroker (hale kūʻai ma aneʻi) i ke ala like, lawe ʻia ka wai, akā ʻaʻole ia he mea e hiki ai i kahi lube ʻai (hale kūʻai) ke hoʻoponopono. Bonus: ʻAʻohe puhi a ʻū paha i pili.
ʻO Adrienne Santos-Longhurst kahi mea kākau manuahi a me ka mea kākau i kākau nui i nā mea āpau i ke olakino a me ke ʻano o ke ola ma mua o ʻumi mau makahiki. Ke hele ʻole ʻo ia i kāna kākau ʻana i ka hale e noiʻi ana i kahi ʻatikala a i ʻole ke ninaninau ʻana i nā ʻoihana olakino, hiki ke loaʻa ʻo ia e holoholo a puni kāna kaona kahakai me ke kāne a me nā ʻīlio e huki a e pīpī paha e pili ana i ka loko e hoʻāʻo nei e haku i ka papa hoe hoe.