Nā pae kaha 20 o ka holo ʻana i kahi Relay Ragnar

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Mai waho, hiki i nā heihei Reebok Ragnar Relay ke manaʻo ʻia no ka pupule lākou. Ua kapa ʻia ma hope o ka makahiki ʻeiwa o ka mōʻī Scandanavian a me ke koa, ʻo kēia mau lāhui e hoʻāʻo iā ʻoe i ke kino a me ka noʻonoʻo; noho ʻoe i ka pō holo kaʻa holo holo a holo i kahi mile 200-ish i hui pū ʻia me 11 mau kānaka sweaty, luhi hoʻi. ʻAʻohe ua. Nui nā Port-A-Pottys. Nui nā ʻeha a me nā ʻeha a ʻaʻole lawa nā hola o ka hiamoe. Akā inā ʻoe e hāʻawi i kahi Ragnar i kahi manawa, hiki iā ia ke lilo i kāu ʻoi loa (a ʻoi loa) i kēia manawa.

1.Mai ka manawa āu e kau inoa ai, ua like ʻoe me "WTF i komo ai iaʻu i loko?".

Ma ka maʻamau, ʻimi ʻoe i ka pūnaewele no nā ʻike āpau i hiki iā ʻoe. (Laki, loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo mai ka hoʻopau mua.)

2.Minamina koke ʻoe i ka haʻalele ʻana i nā mahina i hala iho nei.

No ka manawa hea kēia paʻakikī? Pono wau e hana ʻekolu o kēia i loko o 24 mau hola? Shit.

3. ʻAneʻane lā lā lā lā-a ʻaʻohe ou maopopo maoli pehea e holo ai kēia heihei.

Ua like paha ia me kahi 200-mile ka lōʻihi o kahi pahū ahi Kina? Pane: ʻAe, akā me he mea lā manaʻo kou mau hoaaloha he mea leʻaleʻa ke kalaiwa i mua i kekahi mau mile a holo iā ʻoe e hopu iā lākou.

4. A maopopo iā ʻoe ʻaʻohe ou manaʻo i ka mea e ʻūlū ai.

Pehea e hoʻolālā ai kekahi i nā lole a puni ka sweaty a me ka hoʻopailua? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻāpana o nā lole hoʻoikaika kino aʻu e pono ai, ʻeā? (ʻO ʻoe maopopo pono i nā sneakers kūpono.)

5.Ke hana hope ʻoe iā ia i ka laina hoʻomaka, ʻoi aku ʻoe ma waho o ka amped.

A laila ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e holo no nā hola no ka mea holo holoʻokoʻa ʻo Van 1 ma mua o ka hana ʻana o Van 2 i kekahi mea.

6. Van 2 Pro Tip: carbo-load me ka brunch ke kali nei ʻoe.

Ke haʻi ka wahine lawelawe "Congrats!" kuhi wale ua holo ʻē ʻoe. He paʻakikī loa e wehewehe i ka poʻe non-Ragnarian.

7.I kāu mau holo mua ʻekolu, pīhoihoi ʻoe a ʻuwī iā ia, akā ke ʻike nei he ʻelua mau mea āu e hele ai makemake ʻoe e huli a holo i ka home.

Koe ka holo ʻana ma mua o kekahi mau mea ʻoluʻolu e like me ke kahakai, kahi mauna, a Plymouth Rock paha e hoʻomaopopo iā ʻoe no ke aha ʻoe ma laila. (E hoʻāʻo i kēia heihei puni honua o ka mile no ka hiʻona hiki ʻole.)

8.Ma hope o ka holo, ʻike ʻoe i kāu ʻauʻau van mua.

ʻO ka holoi pēpē a me ka holoi ʻana i ke alo he mea hoʻokalakupua i hoʻouna ʻia mai nā akua a ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e ʻike hou iā lākou ma hope o kēia hopena pule.

9.Loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi manawa hou aʻe ke holo hou ʻo Van 1, no laila hiamoe ʻoe (a!). Akā .... no hoʻokahi hola wale nō.

Ma kekahi mau hola pono ʻole e hele hou kāu pūoho. E like kou kino me WTF a ʻoiaʻiʻo nō ʻoe maoli kahaha no ke aha i koho manawaleʻa ai ʻoe e hana i kēia.

10.Hoʻonani ʻia ʻoe no kāu holo ʻana i ka pō, i ke kūlana minion piha: headlamp, kukui huelo, lole komo aniani, a me nā mea āpau. Ke hoʻomaka ʻoe, ʻike ʻoe he ~ * crAzY * ~ adrenaline a ʻo kēlā holo ʻana o ka pō ka mea maikaʻi loa loa.

E puhi i kāu mele a he koloka wahine hoʻokahi ʻoe i ka holo. Poina i ka hele ʻana i nā pō Pōʻalima, ʻo kēia kāu punahele i waena o ke aumoe i hala.

11.Akā ʻeleʻele a ʻano ʻoluʻolu ʻole ʻoe mai ka hiamoe ʻole.

Unuhi: Hiki iā ʻoe ke kani i kāu mele, akā inā hoʻāʻo ʻoe e hulahula a i ʻole KE ALOHA I PAIA ʻo Snapchat, huakaʻi ʻoe. A make. (Nānā i ka vid piha o kā T-Swift treadmill aloha maikaʻi ʻole.)

12.I kekahi manawa (ʻoi paha i nā hola o ke kakahiaka nui) e komo ʻoe i ka mea a Ragnarians e kāhea ai Kahalewai: kāu kiko haʻahaʻa loa, kino a me ka noʻonoʻo. Cue i nā manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole āpau.

Ua hōʻeha paha ʻoe, malia paha ʻeha kou mau mākala, a i ʻole ʻo ka wāwae Ragnar kaulana ʻole (ʻo ka mea ʻoi loa o kēlā me kēia papa) keehi i kāu hoki. Makemake paha ʻoe e pepehi i nā mea āpau i kāu kaʻa, a i ʻole ʻo kou ʻōpū ʻaʻole hauʻoli me ka pōʻaiwa waena pō pōkole āu i lālau ai mai ke kahua ʻenekini.

13.Akā hana hou ʻoe i ke kukui, a hoʻomaka i ke kau o ke ʻano aRagnarian.

ʻO ia ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e hana i ka hapa nui o nā lumi ʻauʻau maoli ma ke ala, e lawe ana i kāu pepa lua ponoʻī i loko o ka Pot-A-Pottys, e ʻōwili nei ka huamoa i nā wahi āpau a me nā wahi āpau. a me ka ʻai ʻana i nā pīni pīnī a me nā kī granola e like me kāu hana.

14.Ke noho nei i kahi kaʻa me ʻelima mau kānaka ʻē aʻe no 30 mau hola e hoʻokokoke loa ai iā ʻoe.

ʻIke paha ʻoukou āpau i ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana o ka pooping a kekahi a ua ʻike paha i kēlā me kēia me ka aneane ʻōlohelohe i kēlā me kēia kiko.

15.I ka wā o ka hiamoe hiamoe ʻelua he zombie ʻoe. Akā ʻo kēlā mau hola ʻelua ma ka papa anuʻu anu e like me ke gula.

Ke makaʻu nei i ka haʻuki ʻana i kahi hale haʻuki kula kiʻekiʻe. Eia kekahi, ke hiamoe nei i ka papahele wahie e hoʻomaopopo ai iā ʻoe ke ʻelemakule nei kou kino iā AF.

16.E ala ana mai kāu hiamoe ʻelua no kāu holo ʻekolu ... MAU KĀLĀ O KOU KINO.

17. Akā pau koke kou holo ʻana i ke kolu a me ka hope, a ʻike ʻoe HOPE !!!Hui ʻoekāu mea holo hope loa me ke koena o kāu kimeikea pū i ka laina hoʻopaua ʻo iaʻo ia ka manawa hope loa #squadgoalz.

P.S. Aia he mau tone o nā kumu e holo ai ʻoe me nā hoaaloha ma ka reg.

18.A laila ʻike ʻoe i kēia manaʻo ʻaʻole ʻoe e kau hou i kahi kaʻa neʻe me kāu #VanFam hou.

Hoʻokaʻawale i ka ʻauʻau (FINALLY) manaʻo e like me ka hoʻokaʻawale hopohopo. Eia kekahi, he aha kou manaʻo he pono mākou e hoʻōki i ka holo ʻana?

19.Akā ʻoe e ʻoluʻolu i kahi pāʻina post-heihei epic no ka mea # pono ʻoe a kūpono iā ʻoe ma hope o nā hola he 30 i hala.

Hahai ʻia e kahi moe hiamoe kokoke.

20.A laila ʻike ʻoe ʻoiai ke inaina kou kino iā ʻoe a manaʻo kou lolo e like me ka mush, kau ʻia ʻoe ma kēialōlōhuikau o ka holo ʻana, ke kūkulu ʻana i kahi kime, a me ke ola hou o kēia au kahi Ragnar Relay.

ʻO ka nūhou maikaʻi, aia lākou a puni ka ʻāina. Kahi kū hou: Hawaii? #VanFam, hoʻākoakoa!

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