13 mau manaʻo āu e loaʻa ai kahi keiki hānau hou

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• "Makemake wau e koho i kēlā booger ʻoooo maikaʻi ʻole ... ”
• "Pehea ka maikaʻi ʻole, maoli, e ʻai i kēia sub ma luna o ke poʻo o kaʻu pēpē? ʻAʻole ʻeha ʻo lettuce lettuce iki iā ia, ʻeā?
• "Pono wau e pee ʻinoʻino loa, akā ʻaʻohe ala i ka heck makaʻu wau i ka neʻe ʻana i kēia pēpē i kēia manawa."
• “E nānā, ʻaʻole i pihi ʻia koʻu pālule - {textend} malia paha e pihi wau iā ia? Nah ... ”
• "ʻEhia mau waiū i koe iaʻu?!"
• E ʻoluʻolu mai poop, mai poop, mai poop.
• “CRAP - {textend} ehia mau makahiki o kēlā ʻōmole aʻu i hānai wale ai iā ia ??”
• "Malia paha inā hoʻohālike wau e hiamoe ana, e kiʻi lākou iā ia ..."
• "No ke aha wau e ala ala nei i kaʻauʻau i loko o kahi wai o kuʻu hou anu anuanu?!"
• "He holoholona wau - {textend} he holoholona maoli."
• "Pehea lā wau e poina ai i ka nui o ka ʻauʻau wela?"
• "OK, inā wau e hiamoe i kēia manawa, loaʻa paha iaʻu kahi hola ma mua o kona ala ʻana, a laila e ala hou ʻo ia ma 1, a laila ma 3, no laila āpau, e loaʻa paha iaʻu he 4 mau hola i kēia pō."
• "Pehea e hiki ai i kekahi mea liʻiliʻi loa ke hoʻopaʻa i ka mana?"

Malia paha he hui o ka luhi a me kēlā pilau pēpē hou? He aha ia, ʻike ʻoe i loko o nā ʻauwaha makua i kēia manawa.

ʻEhiku pule i hala aku nei, he pēpē kaʻu.

He pēpē wau ma hope o ka hala o 5 mau makahiki o ka loaʻa ʻana o nā pēpē, no laila pono ʻole e ʻōlelo, ua hele wau i waho o ka pāʻani no kekahi manawa.

Ua hala nā makahiki 5 holoʻokoʻa mai ka hiamoe ʻole ʻana i loko o ka pō, 5 mau makahiki mai koʻu wā hemo liʻiliʻi i koʻu hale, 5 mau makahiki mai koʻu hoʻomanaʻo ʻana i ke ʻano o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e ʻai i kahi pāʻina me hoʻokahi lima wale a me kekahi e uē ana i loko. kou pepeiao.

He lōʻihi loa kēia naʻu, akā i ka manawa like, ʻo ke ola me kahi keiki hānau hou e like me ka holo kaʻa - {textend} hoʻi wikiwiki mai nā mea āpau.

Koe no kēia manawa, pono wau e ʻōlelo, aia kekahi mau ala ʻoi aku nā mīkini a me nā gizmos ma mua o kaʻu hana i kēia i ka manawa mua. Aia nō kekahi mau mea aʻu e ʻike ʻole ai e pili ana i ka makuahine hou, akā i ka manawa like, nui nō nā mea maopopo ʻole i loli.

I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka manawa i lilo ai wau i makuahine no kahi hānau hou ka manawa like i hoʻomanaʻo ai wau i nā manaʻo āpau i loaʻa i nā makuahine hānau hou, e like me ...

"Makemake wau e koho i kēlā booger ʻoooo maikaʻi ʻole ... ”

E hoʻolohe, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke wehewehe pono i ke kumu o ka omo ʻana i kahi pēpē pēpē nunui me kēlā mea ʻapu liʻiliʻi e ʻoluʻolu, akā ʻo ia wale nō. Me he mea lā hiki iaʻu ke hāmama i kuʻu ala ākea e hāmama pū ana, a hiki iaʻu ke hanu. Ahhhhh...

"Pehea ka maikaʻi ʻole, maoli, e ʻai i kēia sub ma luna o ke poʻo o kaʻu pēpē? ʻAʻole ʻeha ʻo lettuce lettuce iki iā ia, ʻeā?

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻohi i nā meaʻai mai ke poʻo o kāu pēpē a mai loko mai paha o kāu lei ponoʻī, he makuahine nō ʻoe?

"Pono wau e pee ʻinoʻino loa, akā ʻaʻohe ala i ka heck makaʻu wau i ka neʻe ʻana i kēia pēpē i kēia manawa."

Ua lohe paha ʻoe i kēlā hōʻike "Man vs. Wild?" Ua like ka mana o ka makua me “Bladder vs. Baby” a e ʻōlelo wale, i ka hopena, ʻaʻohe mea lanakila maoli i kēia pāʻani.

“E nānā, ʻaʻole i pihi ʻia koʻu pālule - {textend} malia paha e pihi wau iā ia? Nah ... ”

Inā hānai ʻoe a hānai paha ʻoe, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi ma kēlā ala. He aha ke kiko? E puka wale ana nā kaikamahine i kekahi mau minuke.

"ʻEhia mau waiū i koe iaʻu?!"

Hoʻoweliweli ʻole ʻoe i ka pau ʻana o ka waiū o ka waiū inā ʻoe e paipa he mea maʻamau ia ke kuli ʻoe i ka wā hānau hou.

E ʻike pū: ke wehe nei i kāu pahu hau i nā manawa he nui i ka lā e nānā ai i kāu waihona waiū waiū no, um, ʻaʻohe kumu maoli.

E ʻoluʻolu mai poop, mai poop, mai poop.

ʻAʻohe manaʻo ʻē aʻe o ka ʻeha ma mua o ka lohe ʻana i ke kani weliweli o kāu hānau hānau e hoʻopiha nei i kā lākou diaper i ka manawa kūpono āu e hiamoe ai. Kanikau.

“CRAP - {textend} ehia mau makahiki o kēlā ʻōmole aʻu i hānai wale ai iā ia ??”

Ke manaʻo nei wau, pehea lākou e hana ai i kēia mau helu maʻamau? Inā hele hewa kahi ʻōmole ma hope o hoʻokahi hola, he aha ka hana ma hope o hoʻokahi hola a me 10 mau minuke? Pehea e pili ana i hoʻokahi hola a me 20 mau minuke? Ugh, lana koʻu manaʻo ʻaʻole e maʻi ʻo ia, he makuahine weliweli wau!

"Malia paha inā hoʻohālike wau e hiamoe ana, e kiʻi lākou iā ia ..."

ʻ,, e uē ana ʻo ia? ʻAʻole wau i lohe iā ia ... (ʻo ia ka ʻakaʻaka ʻino o loko)

"No ke aha wau e ala ala nei i kaʻauʻau i loko o kahi wai o kuʻu hou anu anuanu?!"

He ala leʻaleʻa ʻo Hormones e hana ai iā ʻoe e like me kāu i huli ai i ke kanaka ʻino loa e ola nei.

"He holoholona wau - {textend} he holoholona maoli."

ʻO ka manawa e hopu ai ʻoe iā ʻoe iho me ka huhū ʻana i ka waha o ka meaʻai e like me ka lono lola ʻana me ka ʻole o ka lawe ʻana i ka manawa e hana ai i kahi pā ʻo ia ka manawa e haʻalele ai ʻoe i ka mālama ʻana - {textend} no ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo ka wī postpartum, e nā hoaaloha.

"Pehea lā wau e poina ai i ka nui o ka ʻauʻau wela?"

Serious - {textend} a hiki i kou wā hānau hou, ʻaʻole ʻoe e mahalo maoli i ka nani o nā mea liʻiliʻi loa o ke ola.

E like me ka ua maoli, ʻauʻa ʻole wela ʻole. ʻO ka manawa e kahi i kou mau wāwae (ʻelua! ʻAʻole hoʻokahi wale nō!). ʻO kahi kīʻaha kope piha a mahu i hiki iā ʻoe ke inu i hoʻokahi noho. Kupaianaha loa kēia mau mea.

Auē, a e noho ana i lalo - {textend} e kuʻu aloha - {textend} ka hoʻonaninani o ka noho ʻana i lalo. Pehea wau i hoʻokuʻu ai iaʻu e lawe i kēlā mau mea nani ma mua?

"OK, inā wau e hiamoe i kēia manawa, loaʻa paha iaʻu kahi hola ma mua o kona ala ʻana, a laila e ala hou ʻo ia ma 1, a laila ma 3, no laila āpau, e loaʻa paha iaʻu he 4 mau hola i kēia pō."

Huikau ka makemakika hiamoe hānau. A ʻoi pū ke kaumaha inā helu ʻoe i nā mea āpau.

"Pehea e hiki ai i kekahi mea liʻiliʻi loa ke hoʻopaʻa i ka mana?"

ʻO wau paha, ʻoiaʻiʻo - {textend} he mea maikaʻi nā keiki pēpē, maikaʻi wau?

ʻO Chaunie Brusie kahi kahu hānai a hānau hānau i huli i kahi mea kākau a me kahi makuahine hou o 5. kākau ʻo ia e pili ana i nā mea āpau mai ke kālā a me ke olakino a pehea e ola ai i kēlā mau lā mua o ka makua inā ʻo nā mea āpau āu e hiki ai ke noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka hiamoe āpau ʻaʻole ʻoe. ke kiʻi ʻana. E hāhai iā ia ma aneʻi.