ʻO ka Weirdest, nā ʻeha maʻamau o kēlā me kēia mokuʻāina
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Ke hōʻino nei i kāu laki maikaʻi ʻole, karma, a i ʻole ka hana o nehinei no kēlā nahu holoholona, i kukuli ʻia ke kuli, a i ʻole ua dislocated spine?
E huli aʻe, ma hea ʻoe e noho ai i mea e pili ai i nā ʻeha ʻino e loaʻa iā ʻoe a me nā mea āpau iā ʻoe. ʻO Amino, ʻoihana mālama ola kino mea kūʻai aku, ua hōʻuluʻulu i nā helu e pili ana i nā hōʻeha i hōʻike pinepine ʻia ma ka ʻāina, a ʻike i kēlā me kēia mokuʻāina he helu kiʻekiʻe loa o kekahi mau ʻeha. (Pili: Ua ʻike anei ʻoe e haehae paha nā wahine i kā lākou ACL?)
ʻO nā mea mua ma mua: Ma ka laulā, nā ʻeha maʻamau no ka aneane ʻo kēlā me kēia mokuʻāina nā ʻoki a me nā ʻūlū. ʻO ia, koe wale no Colorado, nā papa inoa i hāʻule i ka helu ʻekahi. ʻIke ʻia, ʻo ka noho ʻana ma kahi kokoke i kēlā mau Pōhaku nani kona mau pōmaikaʻi a me kona hāʻule ʻana (ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia).
A laila hoʻohālikelike ka poʻe noiʻi i kēlā me kēia ʻeha o kēlā me kēia mokuʻāina me ka alapine o ka ʻāina no laila e ʻike i nā mea i maʻamau ʻole, a ʻike maikaʻi nā hopena. Manaʻo ʻia kekahi: ʻO Texas, no ka laʻana, pops no ka nahu ʻino (hi, Zika!) a he kiʻekiʻe o Kaleponi i nā ulia kaʻa kaʻa (LA traffic, kekahi?). Kūleʻa wale kekahi. ʻIke ʻia, pono nā poʻe ma Indiana e makaʻala i nā mea hāʻule, a ʻo Louisiana, DC, a me Illinois he helu kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe o "nā ʻeha maka ʻole i hōʻike ʻia."
E nānā i kou mokuʻāina ma lalo nei e ʻike ai i ka mea pilikia loa i kou ʻāʻī o ka ululāʻau. (E ʻike ʻoe e pili ana i kēia mau iwi a me nā pilikia pili e ʻike nui ʻia i nā wahine kūpono ʻole ma hea ʻoe e noho ai.)
No ka hoʻopili ʻana i kēia mau helu helu, ua kaupalena nā mea noiʻi i ka laulā i nā hōʻeha i helu ʻia ma ka liʻiliʻi he 1 pākēneka o nā hōʻeha āpau i ka mokuʻāina. Inā hōʻemi ʻoe iā ia i nā mea ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ka manawa, akā mau nō naʻe ka loli ʻole, ʻoi aku ka crazier. ʻO kahi laʻana, ʻo nā "ulia kaʻa kaʻa huki holoholona" (ʻo ia hoʻi ka holo ʻana i kahi holoholona) maʻa mau ia ma Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota, a me Nebraska (aia ma kahi o 43,000 ma waena o 2012 a me 2016!) A me "hakakā kaua ʻole a hakakā paha" he mea maʻamau ma New York. (It does Loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mau kūlanakauhale ma luna o ka papa inoa no nā hoʻoilo hau hau, no laila ke hoʻopiʻi nei ʻoe iā lākou no ka huhū a me ka huhū?)
Ma muli o nā kānāwai lapaʻau i hoʻohana ʻia no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i nā ʻeha ma nā keʻena lapaʻau, pono ʻoe e lawe i kēia me kahi paʻakai. ʻO kahi laʻana, kēlā "ʻūhū" āu e ʻike ai i loko o ʻeono o nā mokuʻāina ʻewalu hiki ke kuhikuhi i kekahi kumu o ka nele o ka oxygen. (Komo: kiʻekiʻena. Eia pehea e noho palekana ai i kahi hoʻolālā me ka liʻiliʻi o O2.) A ʻaʻole helu ia no nā ʻeha a ka poʻe. mai hana e hele e ʻike i kahi palapala no. (E like me ka wā e haki i kou kuli ma ka papa ʻaina kope no ka mea ke hana nei ʻoe i nā lima lima o ka lumi noho a makaʻu loa hoʻi ʻoe e haʻi aku i kahi kauka no ke aha ʻoe e ʻeha ai. ʻAʻohe hilahila-ua hele mākou a pau ma laila.)
A ʻoiai ʻo ka nānā ʻana i nā mea hāʻule ʻaʻole ia he mea hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa, hiki iā ʻoe ke pale liʻiliʻi i nā ʻeha i kāu wā hoʻomaʻamaʻa. E hana i kēia mau kaʻina e pale ai i nā hōʻeha holo maʻamau, e palekana i ka wā o kāu hana CrossFit, a me ka hōʻoia ʻeha i kou ola i kēlā me kēia lā.