10 mau mea e noʻonoʻo malu ai nā wahine hoʻokahi ma ka hale haʻuki

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ʻAʻole pili i kou kūlana pili, ʻo ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana he mea pilikino ia; ʻo ka manawa pinepine, ʻo ia wale nō ka manawa e lilo ai ʻoe i 1000% wale nō, zoned loa ʻia, a kālele ana i ke kau ʻana i kekahi mau endorphins kūpono. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopoina i nā mea ʻē aʻe o kou ola a sweattttt wale nō. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻimi nei i kekahi mau hoa like-minded, ʻo ia hoʻi.

ʻAʻole kēia e ʻōlelo ana e holo mau ana nā wāhine hoʻokahi a puni ka hale haʻuki ma ka huakaʻi (he nui nā hana kickass, haʻalele-me-hoʻokahi pū kekahi); akā inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei i ke aloha (a ʻoi aku ke aloha i kūpono i #fitcouplegoals), ʻano lana wale kēia mau mea ma kāu kahawai subconscious o nā manaʻo-inā ʻoe makemake iā lākou a ʻaʻole paha. (ʻOiai, ʻo ke kiʻi ʻana i nā dudes ma ke keʻena haʻuki ʻaʻole paha ia ka manaʻo maikaʻi loa. Lawe ia mai kahi mea kākau i hoʻāʻo e ʻimi i nā lā i kāna hana.)

1. Swipe left, swipe left, swipe left, ugh ka man candy ʻaneʻi he ʻano hoʻohuhū.

ʻO kēlā kāne ma hope o ka papa wili, ʻano nani ia, akā ʻo ia kakaikahi hoao ana. Makemake ʻo ia i ka hoʻoikaika kino?!

2. Kū i luna-paakiki swipe akau no ke kanaka hana huki-up.

Manaʻo wau e hoʻopau wau i ke koena o kaʻu hana ma ʻō ...

3. Ke nana mai nei anei oia ia'u? OMG o ia maopopo e nana mai ana ia'u. Manaʻo wau ua pololei kaʻu palapala papa.

4. Ok, ua hele mākou i nā ala e like me ʻelima mau manawa i ka hola hope ... he hopena ia. Malia paha e hele mai ʻo ia e noi i kaʻu helu.

Inā paha e lawe wau i kaʻu mau lohe pepeiao i hoʻokahi minuke? ʻIke paha wau i kahi ʻano hoʻoweliweli e hana nei i kēia mau lā make ... akā ʻo wau pū kekahi me he BAMF.

5. Aaaaaand haʻalele wale ʻo ia. No ka maikaʻi paha ia, no laila hiki iaʻu ke hoʻi i kaʻu hoʻolālā.

Akā pehea inā ʻo ia ʻo The One a ʻaʻole mākou e ʻike no ka mea ʻaʻohe mea i neʻe? E hōʻino i ka wā uila no ka hana ʻana iā mākou a pau i ka ʻoihana AF.

6. Makaʻu paha kēia poʻe no ka mea ʻo wau ka ~ fiercely ~ hoʻoikaika kino.

ʻO nā mea a pau-makemake wau i kahi dude hiki ke mālama i koʻu ʻiʻo.

7. Manaʻo pahu hana: "makemake: Swolemate. Pono e ʻōkuʻu i ʻoi aku ma mua oʻu, e hauʻoli i ka waiūpō, a maikaʻi loa i nā lomilomi hope. "

Malia paha hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi i hoʻokahi a paʻi i kaʻu helu kelepona ma ka hope?

8. Akā, he aha inā ʻoluʻolu kona ʻano? Pono wau e ho'ōki i ka hoʻohewa ʻana i nā kāne ma ko lākou helehelena. E inaina au inā hana mai kekahi kāne iaʻu.

ʻAʻohe o ka hale haʻuki manaʻoi wale. ʻOi aku koʻu ~ hohonu ma mua o kēlā.

9. ʻ, akā e nānā i kēlā mau GLUTES. He maopopo ʻaʻole i hoʻokuʻu i ka lā wāwae.

He mea weliweli anei au? He creepy iki paha. Kali-manaʻo wau ua ʻike wau i kēlā kāne ma Bumble.

10. *Ku'u 'ia e kaulele e ke kāne. *

WTH. NO KA MEA E HANA AI KEKAHI MAANEI ?! ʻAʻole kēia he pā. Ua hele mai au i hoʻoikaika kino.... ʻAe, ʻaʻole paha he wahi maikaʻi loa ka hale haʻuki no kēia. Hoʻi hou i kaʻu hana ʻana. #ForeverAlone #AndHappyAboutIt (No ka mea, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka pilina me ka hale haʻuki ma mua o ke kanaka.)

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