Nā ʻanuʻu o ka hana ʻana, e ka makahiki

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E like me kā mākou lumi lole, hoa aloha, a me nā hoihoi aloha, e ulu ana kā mākou hana ma mua o ka manawa (mahalo, no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻo Tinder a me ʻewalu mau minuke abs iā mākou i kahi e hoʻomaka ai). E hele mākou ma lalo o Metabolic Memory Lane a e hoʻomanaʻo i nā lā i lilo ai ʻo Cap'n Crunch i hui meaʻai nui (ah, kula kiʻekiʻe), he 10 mau minuke hele wāwae i nā fries Farani i kūpono i ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa paʻakikī, a ʻaʻohe mea. maoli manaʻoʻiʻo i ka Freshman 15 (no ka mea, #mEmOrIes).

Umikumālima

Ke hana nei? Nah, ʻaʻole hoʻolōʻihi wau i ka manawa i ka hana ʻana. ʻO, ʻo ia hoʻi, holo wau e like me ʻelima mau mile ma ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa lacrosse i kēlā me kēia lā akā ʻaʻole wau e hele i ka hale hoʻoikaika kino a i ʻole kekahi mea.

Umikumāhiku

Wow, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo ua noi ʻo Steven iaʻu e hele i kāna prom kiʻekiʻe loa! ʻO ka mea i loaʻa i kaʻu hoaaloha maikaʻi loa e hoʻouna iā ia i nā leka uila e nīnau ana i ka mea āna e lawe mai nei i ka prom pili ʻole no ka mea ua holo a ke lawe mai nei ʻo ia iaʻu. Manaʻo wau e ʻoki au i kaʻu huakaʻi ma hope o ke kula i ka hale ʻaina i kēia mahina. Akā, pono mākou e hele wāwae a hiki i laila. ʻO ka hele wāwae ka hoʻoikaika kino. A Hiki iaʻu ke hāʻawi manawaleʻa i mahae he puʻu ahu hoʻohiehie a me ka gravy me koʻu mau hoaaloha ʻē aʻe e hele ana i ka prom. ʻAʻole paʻakikī ka olakino.

Umikumaiwa

E ka Haku, ʻo ka hale ʻaina ka wahi hanohano loa aʻu i ʻike ai. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻai iā Cap'n Crunch, sushi, slider cheeseburger, a me nā kalima lawelawe palupalu i ka manawa like. ʻAʻole wau e loaʻa he 100 pākēneka i ka makahiki hou he ʻumikūmālima, akā, no ka mea, he nani loa ke keʻena haʻuki ma ke kula nui a hoʻolālā wau i ka hoʻolilo kālā ʻana. pau loa o koʻu manawa kaʻawale ma laila e hana nei.

Iwakāluakumakahi

I kēia manawa ua hakakā wau i ka makahiki mua o ke kaupaona e hoʻi i lalo i kahi helu kūpono, kahi holo 30 mau minuke ma mua o ka papa maopopo E kāpae i ka pia a pau aʻu e inu ai ma ka hui hui ʻo SigmaSomethingOrOther. Akā, ʻo ka hele ʻana i ka hale haʻuki ʻo ia hoʻi ka haʻalele ʻana i kahi moe. E noho i kahi moe a nānā pono paha i ka neon kino con lole aʻu i hōʻaiʻē ai iā Lisa, ʻo ia ka nīnau. Kali ʻAʻole anei i pili ʻo Lisa me Mike i ka pō? LISA LISA, LU I KA LOLE, A ME KA HOLO.

Iwakāluakūmāhā

Auwe, ʻo kēia kaʻu hana ʻelima mau lā ma mua hana. ʻO kēia ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe? Ua hiki au i...makua kāne? Hiki iaʻu ke ulu makua inā wau e pāʻani mua ana i kahi huakaʻi ʻo Harry Potter ma ka Met i kēia pule aʻe? ʻAnuʻu pēpē.

Iwakāluakūmāiwa

Ua ʻike wau i kahi Instagram o Lo Bosworth e ʻaahu ana iā Lululemon ma Soul Cycle, no laila manaʻo wau E kūʻai wau i kahi lole hoʻoikaika kino ʻo Lululemon a kau inoa no Soul Cycle! (Kokoke) kanakolu, flirty and THRIVING. ʻŌ! Pono wau e haʻalele i nā mea kūʻai a me ke kālā hoʻolimalima o kēia mahina e hoʻopau i ke kumukūʻai o ʻekolu papa Soul Cycle. Welp, kahi holo a puni ka pā i kaʻu pahu pahu Target a ʻo ia nō ia. #Maikaʻi > #Kumu

Kanakolukūmālua

#SweatingForTheWedding! No ka mea ʻaʻole ia kaʻu male ʻana, ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo ʻaʻole pono iaʻu e hoʻomaha no ia. Ua hele wau i loko o kēia hana wahine hoʻoweliweli hoʻomāinoino i nā manawa kūpono e ʻike ai inā e komo wau i kahi mea aʻu e makemake ʻole ai, hilinaʻi i kahi ʻoihana ʻike ʻole i koʻu kaila. a i ʻole ʻano ʻili e hana i koʻu lauoho a me ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana, a me ka parade a puni i mua o ka wela, (manaʻolana) hoʻokahi groomsmen, kahi hoʻonohonoho o nā poʻohiwi i kālai ʻia a me nā lima sexy koʻu ola wale nō.

kanakolukūmāhā

I kēia manawa, hoʻomaha au no kaʻu male ponoʻī! ʻO ka hapa nui o ka hoʻoulu ʻana i loko o koʻu lumi hoʻokipa, e nānā ana i ke kumukūʻai o kaʻu male ʻana, no ka mea, ua ʻoluʻolu wau i koʻu kino a male i kahi kāne i manaʻo ʻo ia ka tits a makemake ʻole iaʻu e nānā ʻokoʻa i ka lā. nakii makou i ka puu. Eia nō naʻe, no ke aha ke kumu kūʻai nui o nā napkin? NOHO LITERALLY LITERALLY E HEMOLELE I KA POULI.

Kanaha-kumamālima

Ua hānai ʻia nā keiki? Nānā. Ua hoʻokō ʻia nā palena manawa hana? Nānā. Ua hōʻoluʻolu a hoʻomaikaʻi hou ʻia ka makuahōnōwai wahine i nā hoʻolālā hoʻomaha? Nānā. Ua wehe ʻia ka waina? Hōʻoia pālua. Nā lole hoʻomaʻamaʻa? Hoʻonohonoho ʻia no ka lā ʻapōpō, no ka mea, ua paʻakikī kēia lā a pili ke ola i ke kaulike.

Kanaonokūmālua

Piha paha kēia papa Zumba i mau wahine hapalua o koʻu mau makahiki, akā eia wau e ʻūlū i kuʻu pūʻi a nani ke nānā aku iā ia (ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea āpau ke huki i kahi kaula keʻo i ka wā e hana ana, akā makemake wau e noʻonoʻo iaʻu iho i ka mea ʻokoʻa, ʻaʻole ka rula). Eia kekahi, hāʻule mau ka ʻāwae o kaʻu kāne i kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e hōʻike ai iā ia i kaʻu Shakira sashay hou loa.

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