Ua hoʻāʻo wau i nā 100+ Vibrators — a me kaʻu Keʻokeʻo e like me kahi maiʻa

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Komo: ʻO kekahi o nā ʻāpana maikaʻi loa o kaʻu hana ma ke ʻano he mea kākau moekolohe ʻo ia nā mea pāʻani wahine manuahi. Mai nā puʻupuʻu kīwī a me nā dildo aniani a hiki i ka vegan floggers a me ka CBD lube, koʻu papa moe (a me ka mea nui ma lalo o koʻu moena) ua hoʻopiha ʻia me nā mea momona. No ke ʻano o ka pālākiō, nehinei ua helu au ma kahi o 45 mau vibe i loko o koʻu keʻena — a ʻo ia ka mea i koe ma hope o koʻu hoʻopaʻa ʻana ʻo Marie Kondoed i kaʻu hōʻiliʻili pāʻani wahine i Malaki.

Inā me kahi hoa a solo paha, hoʻāʻo wau e hāʻawi i kēlā me kēia i kahi hoʻokolohua hoʻokolohua. (A i ʻole, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, wahī iā ia i loko o ke kakaka, hāʻawi iā ia i makana, a nānā hou i loko no kapiha hōʻike. E hauʻoli i nā hoa aloha pū kekahi.)

Me kaʻu mau ʻōhumu a pau, manaʻo ʻoe ua ʻoi aku ka nui o koʻu hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i ka lā ma mua o koʻu palaki ʻana i koʻu mau niho. Akā i ka nui o koʻu leʻaleʻa i ka pāʻani ʻana i ka puaʻa guinea wahine, ʻaʻole nā ​​mea pāʻani pupule e hele mai iaʻu. Kainō? ʻO kaʻu clit he hōʻailona maʻi maʻi e like me kaʻu ʻē aʻe. ʻO ka manaʻo, maʻalahi AF. (Pili: ʻO kēia kou kaila wahine, e like me kāu Horoscope).

ʻO ke kumu, makemake wau i nā vibe ka pololeiʻaoʻao ʻē o ka Hitachi Magic Wand, a, maʻamau, ʻike wau i ka hoʻonohonoho haʻahaʻa o ka vibe e lilo i mea nui iaʻu. ʻElua mau minuke i loko, a ʻo ka mea maʻamau, ʻaʻole au i ʻeha a i ʻole ke ʻano o ka ʻeha. Um, hala.

ʻAe, ʻeono mahina i hala aku nei ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi vibe kūpono loa no koʻu ʻaoʻao koʻikoʻi: ʻO Yummy Sunshine Vibe a ka mea hōʻoluʻolu (Kūʻai, $ 50, amazon.com).

Ma ke ʻano laulā, he pā nui wau no ka inoa o ka mea leʻaleʻa o nā mea pāʻani. ʻIke ʻia lākou no kā lākou vims suction vibes (hoʻāʻo i kekahi !!), a ʻoiai ʻaʻole ia e hoʻokalakupua i kēlā ʻano hāmeʻa, lawe mai kā lākou ʻoluʻolu iaʻu i ka leʻaleʻa. No laila, ke loaʻa iaʻu kahi pūʻolo mai lākou mai, ua pā wau.

Akā i ka manawa i hōʻike mai ai kahi vibe maikaʻi i koʻu puka me kona nani melemele, ua leka uila wau i koʻu hoa noho e ʻōlelo ana, "i kēia lā ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea haʻalulu e like maoli me ka maiʻa." (E nānā i nā mea āpau "he maiʻa kēlā i loko o kāu ʻeke a hauʻoli paha ʻoe e ʻike iaʻu?" ʻakaʻaka.)

Nānā, ʻo wau āpau no nā vibe i ʻano like ʻole me nā penise o ke ola maoli, akā ʻo ka melemele ka ikaika nui wale, kānalua wau.

Eia nō naʻe, i ka manawa aʻu i waiho wale ai me ka mea aʻu i kapa aloha aku ai i kēia manawa ʻo The Nanner, ua ʻōlelo wau i ka heck a hoʻāʻo wau. A e ka poʻe, ʻo ia ka mea i aʻo ai iaʻu ʻaʻole e hoʻokolokolo i kahi haʻalulu e kāna "uhi."

Hana ʻia me ka 100 pakeneka silikone, ʻo ke ʻano, maikaʻi, ʻono. Makemake au e kapa aku iā ia ~silky~. A, ma kahi o 8 ʻīniha ka lōʻihi a kokoke i ke kaupaona o (kuhi ʻoe) he maiʻa, loaʻa kahi heft maikaʻi i koʻu lima, akā ʻaʻole kaumaha nui a paʻakikī hoʻi (e like me nā mea haʻalulu ʻau) i loaʻa iaʻu he pauma lima i ka wā i ʻōlelo ʻia ai nā mea a pau.

Huli i waho, aia kekahi ʻepekema liʻiliʻi ma hope o ke ʻano o ka maiʻa: "He ʻūlū iki kona ma ka hopena he mea kupaianaha ia no ka angling i loko o ka G-spot," e wehewehe ana ʻo Megwyn White, kahi alakaʻi alakaʻi moekolohe somatic a me ke alakaʻi o ka hoʻonaʻauao ma Satisfyer. ʻOiai makemake wau e hoʻoneʻe i ka piko o ka mea pāʻani ma waho o kaʻu labia a me ka clit, ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi ia no nā mea nona nā ʻāpana wahine i ʻoluʻolu i ka pāʻani G-spot a i ʻole makemake i kahi manaʻo "piha" hou aʻe. ʻO ka Yummy Sunshine hoʻi kahi ribbing liʻiliʻi, kahi aʻu e makemake ai e holo pū me kaʻu pū.

ʻEkolu ona pihi: he pihi mana ma waenakonu a laila hoʻololi ʻia o ke pihi "+" a me "-" ma luna a ma lalo e kaohi i nā lauana haʻalulu. (He intuitive loa ia, ʻoiai i ka wela o ka manawa—hoʻohanohano nā scouts.) He 12 kona mau hoʻonohonoho like ʻole, ʻeono o ia mau ʻano ikaika like, a ʻeono o ia mau mea i kapa ʻia e ka brand "heavenly rhythms."

Maʻamau, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā hiʻohiʻona haʻalulu a me ka ikaika o ka vibe, ʻoi aku ka nui o ka ʻoluʻolu iaʻu - akā ʻōlelo ʻo White ʻaʻole ia he mea pāʻani wale no ka poʻe me nā skittles maʻalahi. "Me nā ʻano ʻokoʻa āpau, he punahele ka Yummy Sunshine no nā poʻe he nui," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia. ʻO wau pū kekahi i loko o ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo ka motuka o Yummy Sunshine e puʻunaue i nā haʻalulu ma luna o ka "ʻau," i hoʻoluliluli / haʻalulu / mele nā ​​mea pāʻani holoʻokoʻa. Ma kēlā ala, ʻaʻole pono wau e loaʻa i nā wahi momona o nā mea pāʻani - ʻo kaʻu wale nō. (ʻIke ʻoe e haʻohaʻo ana ʻoe: Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i kāu vibrator i ka nui loa?)

No ke kala? Manaʻo wau he mea hilahila ke ʻano o kaʻu go-to vibe e like me ka puhi ʻia ʻana o ka maiʻa momona ʻo Runts, akā ua haʻi mai ʻo White iaʻu ua koho ʻo Satisfyer i ke kala no ka mea "hōʻike ia i ka optimism a me ka hilinaʻi." I kēia manawa, i koʻu hoʻohana ʻana, hīmeni mau wau i ka mele o "Hollaback Girl" me ka mālie iaʻu iho (no ka mea, ʻo B-A-N-A-N-A-S kēia vibe)...akā, a laila, hoʻomaka wau e hana i ka O i ka manaʻolana.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i ka Yummy Sunshine vibe ma Amazon no $ 50. A ʻoiai ʻoe ma laila, e nānā i kēia mau mea pāʻani ʻē aʻe weliweli ma Amazon a me nā lubes hoʻokumu wai. (Paipai wau ʻelua iā The Nanner me Lelo's Intimate Personal Moisturized — e nānā i ka ʻōpala a e hoʻomaopopo ʻoe no ke aha #sexvibes).

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