21 mau mea āu e ʻōlelo ʻole ai i ka wahine hāpai

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• 1. "Wow, liʻiliʻi loa ʻoe!"
• 2. "Wow, nui loa ʻoe!"
• 3. "He mea haohao paha ia?"
• 4. "Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopā i kou ʻōpū?"
• 5. "Ke lana nei kou manaʻo no kahi keikikāne a kaikamahine paha?"
• 6. "Maopopo iā ʻoe, he 10 mau mahina maoli ia."
• 7. "ʻAe, i koʻu hāpai ʻana ..."
• 8. "Ua wae ʻoe i kahi inoa?"
• 9. "ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e ʻai / inu / hana i kēlā manawa ke hāpai ʻoe."
• 10. "ʻAe, hāpai nā ʻelepani no 22 mau mahina, no laila ʻaʻohe ou ʻino."
• 11. "Maopopo ʻoe ʻaʻole ia he māhoe?"
• 12. "Ma ke ala āu e hōʻike nei, pili wau ke loaʻa nei ʻoe ..."
• 13. "Hoʻolālā ʻoe i ka hānai umauma?"
• 14. "E haʻalele paha ʻoe i kāu hana ke hiki mai ka pēpē?"
• 15. E hiamoe ʻoe i kēia manawa no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻoe e hiamoe hou.
• 16. "E hauʻoli i kou ola ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe."
• 17. "E hānau maoli ʻoe?"
• "" Ua manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake i nā keiki! "
• 19. "Laki maikaʻi. Weliweli kaʻu hana. ”
• 20. "ʻAʻole ʻoe ʻōpio / ʻelemakule e loaʻa i kahi pēpē?
• 21. "Hāpai ʻoe?"

Kupaianaha ka wikiwiki o nā hoa hana, nā malihini, a ʻo nā lālā paha o ka ʻohana e poina i ka noho ʻana o kahi mea hāpai, a maikaʻi, he kanaka. ʻO nā nīnau hoihoi, ʻoiai hiki ke hoʻomaopopo ʻia, hele pinepine i ka palena mai ka hoihoi hoihoi, a i ka hoʻokolokolo. ʻO kahi laʻana, make paha kou mau mākua e ʻike inā haʻalele ʻoe i kāu hana ma hope o ka pēpē, a makemake kou hoanoho e ʻike inā makemake ʻoe e hānai umauma ʻaʻole paha. Ke kānalua, e hoʻomanaʻo ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka waiho ʻana o nā nīnau intrusive.

Eia kahi papa inoa o nā mea kiʻekiʻe e pono ai ʻaʻole loa e nīnau i kahi wahine hāpai. Kaʻana me kou ʻohana, mau hoaaloha, a hele i mua, a kaʻana like me kēlā hoa hana nosy.

1. "Wow, liʻiliʻi loa ʻoe!"

ʻIke wau i kou manaʻo ma ke ʻano mahalo, akā ʻo nā mea aʻu e lohe ai he, "Wow, maopopo paha iā ʻoe ua maikaʻi kāu pēpē?" ʻO ia ka mea e alakaʻi iaʻu e hele i waho e pili ana i ka nui o kaʻu pēpē a hoʻomaka iā Googling inā maikaʻi ʻole kaʻu pēpē. A ʻaʻole pau ka maikaʻi.

2. "Wow, nui loa ʻoe!"

ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo inā puhi wau e like me ka Goodyear Blimp. Mālama iā ʻoe iho. Hāpai wau. Hāpai ka hāpai ʻana i kahi kaikamahine e loaʻa iki iki ke kaupaona.

3. "He mea haohao paha ia?"

ʻĀ, ʻaʻole. I koʻu mau makahiki, ke lana nei koʻu manaʻo ua lawa wau i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka mea pili i ka hānau hānau. Hoʻohui, ʻaʻole maoli wau e makemake e haʻi aku iā ʻoe inā i hoʻolālā ʻia kēia a i ʻole ka hopena hopena o ka wikiwiki i ka backseat o Mustang o kaʻu kāne.

4. "Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopā i kou ʻōpū?"

ʻAʻole. Akā ʻoiai ua noi ʻoe ʻaʻole hele wale no ia, e hoʻokuʻu wau iā ʻoe e ola. Noʻu ka hauʻoli.

5. "Ke lana nei kou manaʻo no kahi keikikāne a kaikamahine paha?"

Lana koʻu manaʻo no kahi pēpē. ʻO kaʻu pony maoli kēlā i kēia heihei hāpai keiki. ʻ, a he poni paha. Ke lana nei koʻu manaʻo no ka pony kekahi.

6. "Maopopo iā ʻoe, he 10 mau mahina maoli ia."

ʻIke ʻoe, huhū maoli ke kuhikuhi ka poʻe i kēlā.

7. "ʻAe, i koʻu hāpai ʻana ..."

E hoʻokuʻu wale wau iā ʻoe ma laila. E hele ana wau i kēia e like me wau wale nō ka mea i hāpai i ka mōʻaukala o ka honua. No laila ʻaʻole wau makemake e hoʻolohe e pili ana i kāu loaʻa kaumaha hoʻowahāwahā a hemorrhoids weliweli paha.

8. "Ua wae ʻoe i kahi inoa?"

ʻAe, akā ʻaʻole wau makemake e ʻike inā ua aloha ʻoe i kekahi me ka inoa like i ke kula kiʻekiʻe a ua haki lākou i kou puʻuwai a i ʻole, no laila e hele pū kāua me "ʻAʻole"

9. "ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e ʻai / inu / hana i kēlā manawa ke hāpai ʻoe."

ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e hāʻawi i ka ʻōlelo aʻo a ka wahine hāpai. Hiki iaʻu ke noho i kou alo a hahau iā ʻoe a make.

10. "ʻAe, hāpai nā ʻelepani no 22 mau mahina, no laila ʻaʻohe ou ʻino."

* Nānā hewa me aʻu e hele hele nei. *

11. "Maopopo ʻoe ʻaʻole ia he māhoe?"

ʻĀ, i ka paʻa ʻana o kēlā lepera ma lalo o ke alahaka i kahi pōhaku ma luna o koʻu ʻōpū a haʻi mai iaʻu hoʻokahi wale nō, ua manaʻoʻiʻo wau iā ia. Akā aia paha iā ʻoe ke ʻano o ke ono o ka noʻonoʻo e pili ana i kēia mau mea, no laila e nānā hou wau iā ia.

12. "Ma ke ala āu e hōʻike nei, pili wau ke loaʻa nei ʻoe ..."

He ʻīlio pēpē. Pehea kou koho ʻana !?

13. "Hoʻolālā ʻoe i ka hānai umauma?"

Mahalo no ka noi ʻana, akā ʻaʻole au makemake i ke kūkā kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka wā e hiki mai ana o kaʻu mau nipples me ʻoe, e ka wahine ʻano ʻē mai ka helu kālā ʻana.

14. "E haʻalele paha ʻoe i kāu hana ke hiki mai ka pēpē?"

Mahalo no ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana i nā wahine i hoʻokahi kenekulia ma ka noi ʻana i kēlā. E ʻoluʻolu e ʻoluʻolu iaʻu ke kiʻi wau iā Mr. kāna mau kāmaʻa kāmaʻa.

15. E hiamoe ʻoe i kēia manawa no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻoe e hiamoe hou.

Ua make kēia kanaka i kēia manawa.

16. "E hauʻoli i kou ola ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe."

ʻIke wau, pololei? ʻO kēia kinipōpō a me ke kaulahao i loko o koʻu ʻōpū e pili ana i kahi ʻano a me ka hōʻino nā mea āpau.

17. "E hānau maoli ʻoe?"

ʻAʻole. Hoʻolālā wau i ʻoi aku ka kiʻekiʻe ma mua o Willie Nelson ke hāpai wau i lalo. Ua hoʻokau ke Akua i kekahi ma kēia honua e akamai no ka haku ʻana i ka epidural a e hoʻohana ʻiʻo nō wau i kēlā mea i hana ʻia ʻoiai wau e hoʻāʻo nei e kipaku i kahi ʻailakele mai kahi mea like me ka lemon.

"" Ua manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake i nā keiki! "

Ae. Ma muli wale nō o kēlā mālama ʻana he 10 mau makahiki i hala aku nei ʻoiai mākou e ʻona ana i ka pāʻina frat, he ʻoiaʻiʻo maoli nō ia. He wahaheʻe wau.

19. "Laki maikaʻi. Weliweli kaʻu hana. ”

Mahalo no ke kaʻana like ʻana. No ka mea ʻaʻole ia e hele e hele ma waena iā ia i kēlā me kēia manawa a i ʻole kekahi mea, a i ʻole ala mau wau i ka hou anu i waenakonu o ka pō e makaʻu nei e hele ana wau i ka papa ma ka papaʻaina.

20. "ʻAʻole ʻoe ʻōpio / ʻelemakule e loaʻa i kahi pēpē?

* Hoʻokomo i nā leo o nā ʻalekiko ma aneʻi. *

21. "Hāpai ʻoe?"