19 ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka nui ʻana me ka leo nui e maopopo ai nā wahine hāpai wale nō

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• 1. Ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia i nā kiʻi hāpai a pau i ka Beyoncé's.
• 2. Pōloli i ka manawa hoʻokahi a hoʻopailua ʻia e ka meaʻai.
• 3. Ke manaʻo nei ʻoe e hoʻomākaukau ana i nā meaʻai māmā no ka pūʻali koa kamaliʻi ... akā nāu wale nō ia.
• 4. Mālama nui kahi kauka i kēia e pili ana i kou kaupaona, ʻaʻole i hana ʻia mai ... ka wā ʻōpio?
• 5. Ke hoʻomaka nei kāu kāne e nīnau e pili ana i ka "Boob Fairy."
• 6. Ke koho ʻana i nā inoa pēpē, a ʻike ʻia hoʻi he flashback i kēlā me kēia kanaka āu i makemake ʻole ai.
• 7. Ke hele nei i luna i kahi ʻano e like me ʻoe e ʻaʻa nei i ka ʻūlū hope.
• 8. Hoʻomaopopo hou i ke kakahiaka e like me ka maʻi.
• 9. Ke loaʻa ʻana o ka lomilomi wāwae e ʻike koke ai i ka helu X.
• 10. Ke haʻi wale aku nei ka poʻe i ka wā āu he inu ... i ka manawa a lākou e ʻōlelo ai ma mua wale ʻoe ʻaʻole.
• 11. Kūpono ʻole nā ​​huakaʻi alanui - {textend} ke ʻole ʻoe e hoʻolālā no 24/7 mau hāhā.
• 12. Pehea ke ʻano o ka nānā ʻana iā “Magnolias Steel.” (Cue uē ʻino maikaʻi ʻole.)
• 13. ʻO kāu mau moemoeā i kēia manawa nā huakaʻi kūʻai Staples no ka puke nūhou o nā kiʻi a kāu pēpē, nā kiʻi, nā kāleka hōʻike ...
• 14. Hoʻopili i ke ʻano o ke kapa komo, no ka mea, ʻaʻohe mea i loaʻa ka manawa no ka jeans. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻolei i nā lole wāwae wāwae ʻole.
• 15. ʻAʻohe mea e maikaʻi e like me kēlā kūlana hiamoe pupule āu i ʻike ai.
• 16. ʻO ka poʻe ʻūlū i hele i kou ala ʻaʻole lākou i hauʻoli ma mua.
• 17. Manaʻo e like me ka huahuakai: E kaomi iaʻu a hoʻomaka wau e kahe.
• 18. Ka hopohopo nui o ka lawe ʻana mai i kahi ola hou i ka honua a kuleana piha no ia.
• 19. ʻO ke aloha nui loa āu e ʻike ai ma hope o ka lawe ʻana i kahi ola hou i ka honua.

ʻAʻole noho mau ka hāpai ma ka lau lau, e hoʻomana ʻia no ke akua wahine hoʻōla āu. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, aia kekahi mau ʻāpana o ka hāpai keiki e hōʻike nei e like me kahi special TV unensored reality special. Ma mua o ka mālama ʻana iā ia ma hope o nā hanana, ua hōʻiliʻili mākou i nā mea he 19 e mahalo wale ai ka wahine hāpai.

1. Ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia i nā kiʻi hāpai a pau i ka Beyoncé's.

2. Pōloli i ka manawa hoʻokahi a hoʻopailua ʻia e ka meaʻai.

3. Ke manaʻo nei ʻoe e hoʻomākaukau ana i nā meaʻai māmā no ka pūʻali koa kamaliʻi ... akā nāu wale nō ia.

4. Mālama nui kahi kauka i kēia e pili ana i kou kaupaona, ʻaʻole i hana ʻia mai ... ka wā ʻōpio?

5. Ke hoʻomaka nei kāu kāne e nīnau e pili ana i ka "Boob Fairy."

6. Ke koho ʻana i nā inoa pēpē, a ʻike ʻia hoʻi he flashback i kēlā me kēia kanaka āu i makemake ʻole ai.

7. Ke hele nei i luna i kahi ʻano e like me ʻoe e ʻaʻa nei i ka ʻūlū hope.

8. Hoʻomaopopo hou i ke kakahiaka e like me ka maʻi.

9. Ke loaʻa ʻana o ka lomilomi wāwae e ʻike koke ai i ka helu X.

10. Ke haʻi wale aku nei ka poʻe i ka wā āu he inu ... i ka manawa a lākou e ʻōlelo ai ma mua wale ʻoe ʻaʻole.

11. Kūpono ʻole nā ​​huakaʻi alanui - {textend} ke ʻole ʻoe e hoʻolālā no 24/7 mau hāhā.

12. Pehea ke ʻano o ka nānā ʻana iā “Magnolias Steel.” (Cue uē ʻino maikaʻi ʻole.)

13. ʻO kāu mau moemoeā i kēia manawa nā huakaʻi kūʻai Staples no ka puke nūhou o nā kiʻi a kāu pēpē, nā kiʻi, nā kāleka hōʻike ...

14. Hoʻopili i ke ʻano o ke kapa komo, no ka mea, ʻaʻohe mea i loaʻa ka manawa no ka jeans. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻolei i nā lole wāwae wāwae ʻole.

15. ʻAʻohe mea e maikaʻi e like me kēlā kūlana hiamoe pupule āu i ʻike ai.

16. ʻO ka poʻe ʻūlū i hele i kou ala ʻaʻole lākou i hauʻoli ma mua.

17. Manaʻo e like me ka huahuakai: E kaomi iaʻu a hoʻomaka wau e kahe.

18. Ka hopohopo nui o ka lawe ʻana mai i kahi ola hou i ka honua a kuleana piha no ia.

19. ʻO ke aloha nui loa āu e ʻike ai ma hope o ka lawe ʻana i kahi ola hou i ka honua.

Inā mākaukau paha ʻoe no kāu huakaʻi hou a ke ʻimi nei paha i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo no ka hana ʻana i kēia i mea maikaʻi loa, aia iā mākou kou kua. Kaomi ma aneʻi no nā ʻike hāpai āpau āu e pono ai, mai ka pule hoʻokahi a ma hope o ka hānau ʻana. A i ʻole heluhelu i ka papa inoa ʻelua o nā mea 29 e maopopo ai i ka wahine hāpai wale (no ka mea hiki iā mākou ke hele mau loa).

He mea kākau a makuahine ʻo Lindsey Dodge Gudritz. Noho ʻo ia me kona ʻohana neʻe i Philadelphia (no kēia manawa). Ua paʻi ʻia ʻo ia ma The Huffington Post, ka Detroit News, Sex and the State, a me ka blog Independent Women Forum. Hiki ke ʻike ʻia kāna blog blog ʻohana ma www.puttingonthegudritz.com.