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• Haʻaheo
• Hoʻomaikaʻi iā Backhanded
• Kaulana (ʻIʻike ʻia ʻo 'Intense Scrutiny')
• Faux hopohopo
• "Hiki iaʻu ke paʻi i kēlā?"
• ʻO ka ʻae ʻana
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Inā aia kekahi mea aʻu i aʻo ai ma ke ʻano he ʻoihana "ma mua" a me "ma hope" (ua nalo ma kahi o 75 mau paona i loko o nā makahiki mua ma hope o ke kula kiʻekiʻe) ʻo ka ʻāpana ʻoi loa o ka lilo ʻana o ka paona ʻaʻole e hōʻole ana i ka mea ʻono-mālama ʻia ka nā hopena o kāu mea i kokoke a aloha. Ke ʻeha nei ʻoe ma o ka hoʻoikaika ikaika ʻana, akā ke ʻeha nei lākou i nā naʻau ikaika loa.

Haʻaheo

ʻO ka mea mua, ʻo kēlā me kēia mea mai kāu BFF a i kāu wahine leka no laila hauʻoli nou. Na lākou e pūliki iā ʻoe, e waimaka i ko lākou mau maka, a e haʻi iā ʻoe i ko lākou haʻaheo. A manaʻo maikaʻi paha lākou. Akā ma hope o kekahi manawa, hoʻomaka ʻoe e noʻonoʻo, "OK ... Ua hāʻawi wau iā McDonald's a ua oki ka inu ʻana i ʻewalu mau margaritas jumbo i kēlā me kēia hopena pule. ʻAʻole ia kēlā nui o ka ʻaelike. "

Mai kahaha ʻoe inā loaʻa ʻoe i kahi hoʻolaha ma ka hana a ʻaʻohe mea makemake e hoʻolohe e pili ana iā ia. ʻO wai ka mea e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i kāu hana? ʻO ʻoe ka nui ʻehā!

Hoʻomaikaʻi iā Backhanded

He manaʻo maikaʻi ka poʻe, akā i ka manawa pinepine ʻaʻole lākou i ʻike i ka mea e ʻōlelo aku ai i kahi mea i nalowale i ka nui o ke kaumaha. I koʻu hele wāwae ʻana i loko o koʻu hale ʻino no ka manawa mua ma hope o ka lilo ʻana he 25 paona i ke kauwela i hala, ua nānā mai ko mākou kahu hale iaʻu a pohā maila, "E Rachel, ʻano ʻokoʻa kou ʻano! He ʻili loa kou nānā!" Auwe, mahalo. E lilo ka mahalo e like me kēlā i mea maʻamau, no laila e hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā lākou.

Kaulana (ʻIʻike ʻia ʻo 'Intense Scrutiny')

Ma muli o kou hoʻomālamalama ʻana i ka ikehu maikaʻi loa-ʻo ia kekahi o nā hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi o ke olakino-makemake nā mea āpau e kau pū me ʻoe. ʻO ka mea, makemake nā mea āpau e pili me ke kaikamahine hou wela. ʻO ka lua, makemake lākou e ʻike i kāu mea huna. E nīnau pinepine lākou i kāu mea e ʻai ai, a makemake lākou e ʻike i kēlā me kēia nahu. ʻAʻole lākou e hoʻāʻo e hūnā iā lākou ke haka pono nei i kāu pā, e ʻoniʻoni ana i kāu ipo pi ʻeleʻele a me ka oatmeal me he mea lā ʻo nā mea ʻai hoihoi loa a lākou i ʻike ai.

ʻO ka manawa pinepine kēia loiloi mai nā poʻe āu i kamaʻilio ʻole ai i nā makahiki - hiki koke iā lākou e leka uila ana iā ʻoe e Facebook e ʻike pono i kāu hana i ka lua āu e hele ai ma ka puka hale hoʻoikaika kino. Hiki mai kēia mau nīnau i nā manawa kūpono ʻole, e like me ka palaki ʻana i kou mau niho i loko o kou hale ʻauʻau hale sorority. E kuha ʻoe i kēlā mea holoi waha, no ka mea pono lākou e ʻike i kāu puke pai meaʻai, stat!

Faux hopohopo

Ke komo ka lili, hiki koke ʻoe "wīwī loa." ʻIke paha ʻoe ma ke kaupaona olakino ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole ia he mea- "ke hele wale nei ʻoe." E hoʻomanaʻo mau ana kou kupunawahine iā ʻoe "makemake nā kāne i nā wahine me nā ʻeke," a e hana paha kāu mau hoaaloha i kahi hana, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana i nā mea e like me "Ke hopohopo wale nei mākou iā ʻoe," "Me he mea lā ua hopohopo ʻoe i ka hana ʻana," a "ʻAʻole ʻoe. makemake e leʻaleʻa hou. "

I kēia manawa, ʻike mākou he hiki nō iā ʻoe ke hele i waho a loaʻa ka manawa maikaʻi me ka waiho ʻole ʻana i kahi Bloomin 'Onion a me ʻeono mau pints o Guinness, akā ʻaʻole maʻalahi ka wehewehe ʻana i kēlā i kahi hui "hopohopo", hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo manaʻo ponoʻī. ʻOiai ʻo ʻoe ʻo Mary-Kate Olsen o kāu pōʻai kaiaulu.Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻāʻo e ʻōlelo, "ʻAe, ua hana wau i kekahi mau hoʻololi olakino a hauʻoli loa wau," akā aia kahi manawa e ʻōlelo ai lākou e hōʻole wale ana ʻoe-a hoʻomaka i kahi lono ʻino.

"Hiki iaʻu ke paʻi i kēlā?"

ʻAʻole ia he hewa ke hoʻohauʻoli i ka manaʻo kāne āu e hoʻomaka nei e loaʻa. Makemake paha ʻoe e kiʻi i ka maka o kāu ipo kāne, a i ʻole makemake ʻoe e lilo i ʻano kaikamahine e makemake ai kēlā me kēia kāne e aloha. ʻAe, hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe i kēia manawa ʻo ʻoe ke ʻano kaikamahine a kēlā me kēia kāne e makemake ai e launa pū; me he mea lā ke lilo kou kaona, hoʻomaka ʻoe e hilinaʻi. Kohu mea lā, ke hoʻopau ʻoe i ka mālama ʻana iā ʻoe iho e like me ke "kaikamahine momona momona," ʻo kekahi poʻe ʻē aʻe kekahi.

E manaʻo paha ʻoe e like me kēlā me kēia kāne āu e ʻike ai e puka mai ana mai ka lāʻau. E hele a apo mai! Ma hope o nā mea a pau, ua hana ikaika ʻoe e hoʻokō i kāu pahuhopu!

ʻO kahi ʻōlelo akahele: E hoʻāʻo e pili me nā poʻe hou e hāʻawi ana iā ʻoe. ʻOiai ke hauʻoli nei wau i ka makemake o kāu ex iā ʻoe, ua makemake wau e pili i kou hoʻololi ʻana-a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hana. Hoʻohui, ʻano ʻano crummy paha ia ke ʻike ʻoe "makemake wale ʻo ia iaʻu i kēia manawa ʻo wau ke 'kaikamahine wela.'"

ʻO ka ʻae ʻana

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻololi i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe. No laila oe ʻo ia wale nō ka mea e pono ai ke hiki i ka pae o ka ʻae. Inā ʻoe i hana nui e hauʻoli maikaʻi e pili ana iā ʻoe iho a hoʻomaka ka poʻe e ua i kēlā parade, he manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole kēlā. ʻO kaʻu mea hiki ke ʻōlelo maoli, ʻoiai e hoʻomaka ana ʻoe e lilo i ke kaumaha, e nānā pono ʻoe i kou poʻo e like me kou puʻu. ʻO ia wale nō ke ala e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻoponopono i nā nīnau, e nā keikikāne, a me nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ʻole mai nā malihini.

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