30 mau manaʻo āu i loko o kahi papa paikikala i loko o ka hale

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Ma waena o ka pumehana a me ke anuanu, aia alahele ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hana ʻana i ka papa wili ma mua o nā sprint a lele wale nō. Hiki i ka paikikala ʻōlani ke hilarious, ʻano ʻē, a me ka hakakā kū pololei. Ma waho? He ʻakaʻaka ʻoluʻolu ʻoe. Ma loko? ʻOkoʻa iki nā mea. ʻAʻole paha ʻoe e ʻōlelo nui me ka leo ʻē aʻe ma mua o "Woo!" akā hoʻolohe: ʻO mākou ʻike. Ua hele mākou ma laila, loaʻa iā mākou, a ua helu mākou i nā manaʻo maʻamau he 30 āu i loaʻa ai i ka wā e lele ana ka hou.

Wai: Nānā. ʻO bun kiʻekiʻe: hōʻoia. Kāwele liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi: Nānā. Lawe mai, Poakolu-i-7!

E kala mai-a sub? Ka pūnaewele mōakāka i ʻōlelo aʻe e aʻo ana ʻo Dāvida. Wela ʻO David. He neoneo kēia o kaʻu hana pōkole ʻoi loa.

E kali, ae-ʻO Jen, ka wahine e pāʻani wale i nā jam diva, i kū ʻole i ka mele David kinda-cult-y House. He gula mākou.

ʻ. Manaʻo kēlā kaikamahine hiki iā ia ke hoʻohana kaʻu paikikala? Nani kēlā. Nani kēlā. E ʻike wau iā ʻoe ma hope o ka papa, Pony kiʻekiʻe.

E hoʻolohe, e nā manu mua, eia wau ma mua ma mua e hoʻomehana ai me ʻoe akā he ola koʻu. ... ʻAe, e ʻoluʻolu ana wau i kahi ʻeke o nā ʻāpana pita ma mua o ka papa. SO?!

No ke aha, ʻae, ʻo Jen, ʻo wau hana ʻike pehea e hoʻoponopono ai i kaʻu paikikala! Haha ... kali, he aha hou kēia pulley?

ʻ. Aloha. Hāʻawi kēia noho iaʻu i ka hana ma lalo o ke kāʻei ma mua o kaʻu i ʻike ai ma a ʻoiai.

ʻAe, ua mākaukau wau e ri-he aha kēlā, e Jen? E hōʻino wau i koʻu mau kuli mau loa inā ʻaʻole wau e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i koʻu noho? ... ua ʻike wau kēlā.

Ua ʻike wau ʻaʻole pono wau e ʻaʻahu i kēia luna. ʻAʻole hiki i koʻu lua ke hanu.

ʻIke ʻaʻole wau e komo i kēia mau pōkole. ʻO ka haʻalulu maoli.

Ua ʻike wau ʻaʻole pono wau e komo i kēia mau kāmaʻa. Hele wau i waho o kēia me ka like, 4 manamana wāwae āpau.

Kukui ʻia kēlā mau puka aniani, ʻeā? Akā manaʻo wau ʻaʻole lākou. Jen, hiki i ka poʻe alanui ke ʻike iā mākou, hoʻohiki wau.

ʻAʻole wau e hoʻohui ʻia a lawa i ka wili a e kīkoʻo i koʻu mau lima ma luna o kuʻu poʻo.

No ke aha ʻo ia i hoʻohaʻahaʻa wale ai i nā kukui? He aha ka mea e hana ai i kaʻu mau hakakā?

... No ke aha he pōpō disko?

Kunou wale. Nod e like me ʻoe e ʻike nei i ke ʻano o ka "lele" a me nā "puʻu" a me nā "wā kau".

No ke aha ia wahine elua kāwele? ʻIke paha ia i kahi mea aʻu e ʻike ʻole ai?

ʻO Omg, hatethissonghatethissong HATE. KEIA. HIMENI. [Wikiwiki wikiwiki.]

Aloha, aloha aloha KEIA. SOOOOONG. [Wikiwiki wikiwiki.]

ʻAʻohe mea i noi mai iaʻu e "pump i ka beat" o "Timber" ma mua. E hoʻomanaʻo pono e haʻi i nā kaikamahine e pili ana i kēia.

[Lele, pae hewa i ka noho.] ʻAaaand hele koʻu hiki ke hānau.

Mai nānā i ka wikiwiki o ke kanaka aʻe kokoke iā ʻoe. Mai nana. Mai ... hoʻomāmā, LANCE ARMSTRONG, KAHI KĀLĀ KĀLĀWAI HĀʻOHEʻIA.

I. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike. He mau ʻūlū uha koʻu ma laila.

He maikaʻi koʻu nānā ʻana i ka hou? Ua huluhulu maikaʻi kekahi poʻe. He huluhulu maikaʻi ke nānā aku. Hana au?

Manaʻo wau e hoʻopau ana au i nā calorie e hiki mai ana e like me, Thanksgiving Dinner...circa 1984.

"E hoʻonui i ke kūpaʻa!" [Spins lima a puni ka piko me ka hoʻopā ʻole ʻana iā ia.]

Makaʻu maoli wau i ke ʻano o kaʻu wahine wahine ma hope o kēia. [Nānā i lalo.] E kala mai au, e ma.

NO KE AKUA KE AKUA, HULI KEKAHI MAU MAKAHI, ʻOIA KA MEA A LAKOU E HOLO AI, E HANA I KA LAKOU HANA.

[I loko o ka sprint.] ʻO wau ʻo Beyonce. ʻO Beyonce wau. ʻO wau ʻo Beyonce. ʻO Beyonce wau.

ʻAʻole ia he 30 kekona. I ke ao hea kēlā 30 kekona? ʻO wai i aʻo iā ʻoe pehea e helu ai i kekona?!

ʻO Jen ka wahine nona ka wahi kaʻa aʻu i holoholo ai i ka pule i hala. Ua maopopo iaʻu. ʻO ia wale nō ka wehewehe no kāna inaina i ʻike maka ʻia a me kēia hoʻomāinoino pau ʻole.

Inā kū kēia keke, no ke aha wau e manaʻo ai ua huakaʻi wau i ka hohonu o kuʻu gehena pilikino?

"Māmā ʻo Aaand i ke kūʻē ʻana, ka hana nui!" [E huli i ke kekeke a holo wale i waho o laila.]

Kapa lākou iā ia he "milo" no ka mea ke milo nei ka lumi i kēia manawa? Aʻole? ʻO wau wale nō?

Ahh. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻole kēlā. I kēia manawa ua hoʻi hou koʻu puʻuwai iā You Might Not Die, hiki iaʻu ke ʻano pōhaku i kēia.

HEAHA KA MANAO O KA WARM-UP WALE NEI?!

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