14 mau ʻōlelo hoʻoikaika mai Star Wars e kōkua iā ʻoe e hoʻopau i kāu mau pahuhopu olakino

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Me ka uku hou loa o ka Star Wars ʻO ka franchise e hele mai ana i nā hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kahi galaxy ʻaʻole mamao loa, ma kahi mamao loa i ka lā 18 o Kēkēmapa, ua nānā mākou i hope i nā haʻawina a mākou i aʻo ai mai nā haku ʻo Jedi-a nui nō.

1. Hana A i ʻole. ʻAʻohe hoʻāʻo. Maikaʻi ʻo Yoda no kahi mea ʻōmaʻomaʻo liʻiliʻi. Ke hoao nei ʻo ka piʻi ʻana i ke kaumaha i ka wā hāpai ʻaʻole ia e ikaika ai ʻoe. ʻ advicelelo aʻoaʻo maikaʻi-inā mai Nike a iā Yoda-like ia: Hana wale ia.

2. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka laki. Ua ʻōlelo maikaʻi ʻo Obi-Wan Kenobi. ʻAʻole e hoʻokuke ʻia ʻoe e ka laki i hoʻokahi set a i ʻole hoʻokahi mile. ʻO kāu hana ikaika a hoʻoholo e hoʻokau iā ʻoe i ka laina palena.

3. ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻike, ʻo ka wā e hiki mai ana. Inā hiki iā mākou ke koho i nā hana olakino a Yoda manaʻo mākou e komo pū lākou i ka ʻai ʻana i kāna kale, hana yoga, a me ka hiamoe nui ʻana e hoʻonohonoho iā ia iho no ke olakino maikaʻi i ka wā e hiki mai ana.

4. E pani iā ​​ia a i ʻole. Manaʻo mākou e pili ana ʻo Han Solo i nā lunks ma ka hale hoʻoikaika kino nāna i hoʻokuʻi iā ʻoe ma waenakonu o kahi set.

5.Hoʻoholo kāu kuhi i kāu ʻoiaʻiʻo. Ua hāʻawi ʻia ʻo Anakin Skywalker i kēia ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo i kāna wā hoʻomaʻamaʻa e lilo i Jedi, natch. E hoʻohana i nā huaʻōlelo mai kāna pep pep e hoʻokuʻi iā ʻoe ma o ka mea hou aku.

6. Noho ma ka pahu hopu. Hele no ke gula. E nānā pono i ka makana. Cliché e like me kekahi mau ʻōlelo, koi lākou iā ʻoe e kālele i kāu mea e hana nei.

7. E noʻonoʻo wau i ka wā e hiki mai ana ... ʻaʻole naʻe ma ka lilo o kēia manawa.Star Wars ʻolelo no kekahi manawa pono ʻoe e mālama iā ʻoe iho.

8. ʻAʻole nui ka nui. ʻO ka hoʻi wale nō āu e pono ai ke haʻi aku kekahi iā ʻoe ʻaʻole e hāpai nā kaikamahine i nā kaumaha. Mahalo iā ʻoe, Yoda.

9. E hahau mai oe ia'u, a e lilo au i oi aku ko'u ikaika mamua o ka mea a oukou e manao ai. ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻoe i nā saber māmā a i ʻole nā ​​​​kukui tractor ma kou makemake (bummer), pono ʻoe e hoʻohana pono i kēia ʻōlelo aʻo mai ka wā i kū ai ʻo Obi Wan Kenobi i kāna haumāna mua, ʻo Darth Vader. Hiki iā ʻoe ke aʻo e like me ka nui o kāu holomua e like me kāu mau kūleʻa; ʻo ka lanakila ʻana e lilo ʻoe i mea hoʻokūkū maikaʻi aʻe i ka wā e hiki mai ana.

10. ʻO ka makaʻu ke ala i ka ʻaoʻao pouli. Inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei e hana i kēlā mau #bootygainz, pono ʻoe e piʻi i luna i ka papa kuʻekuʻe. ʻO ka makaʻu i kahi hoʻolālā hou ʻaʻole ia e maʻalahi. ʻO ia ka mea a Yoda i manaʻo ai ... pololei?

11. Nui mau kekahiiʻa ger. A i ʻole ke kaumaha kaumaha, a i ʻole ka lōʻihi o ka holo ʻana, a i ʻole ka hulihuli paʻakikī. Ua ʻōlelo maikaʻi ʻo Qui-Gon Jinn.

12. Mai haʻi mai iaʻu i nā mea kūpono ʻole. ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻonāwaliwali i kahi māla asteroid ma 3,720 a 1 odds e like me Han Solo, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻokuʻu i kekahi e haʻi iā ʻoe ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻokō i kāu mau pahuhopu. No ka paʻakikī wale nō, ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻokō i kāu mau pahuhopu.

13. ʻIke wau i ka hoʻonāukiuki ʻole o kou hilinaʻi ʻole. Ua ʻōlelo pololei ʻo Darth Vader: E inaina ka poʻe inaina. ʻAʻole pono ʻoe i kēlā ʻano negatib i kou ola.

14. Me ʻoe pū ka ikaika. ʻO ka Star Wars nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau e pili ana i ka 'ka ikaika', kahi maikaʻi ma nā wahi āpau e hoʻonāukiuki i nā hāmeʻe. Inā he 'hapalua marathon PR' kāu 'ikaika', e hāpai ana i nā kaupaona kaumaha, a i ʻole e nalo ana i 10 mau paona, e hoʻohana iā ia e hoʻokele iā ʻoe i kēlā me kēia hana.

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