13 mau mea āu e hoʻomaopopo ai inā ʻoe he kanaka pōloli mau

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1. Ke kumu hoʻokahi e ala ai ʻoe i ka moena i ke kakahiaka? Meaʻai.

ʻO kēlā poʻe i ʻōlelo "poina wau i ka ʻaina kakahiaka" ua like me kekahi ʻano ʻē aʻe iā ʻoe.

2. A laila ʻo ke koena o kou lā e helu ana i nā minuke a ʻai hou ʻoe.

He manawa e ʻai hou ai? (P.S. ʻO ia paha ke kumu e pōloli mau ai ʻoe ma hope o ka ʻaina kakahiaka.)

3. Hōʻole ʻoe e koho i kahi meaʻai punahele.

ʻO ka hapa nui no kou aloha iā lākou āpau a no ka makemake ʻole e pāʻani i nā punahele.

4. Mālama mau ʻoe i nā meaʻai māmā iā ʻoe i nā manawa āpau.

ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ka wā e hahau ai ka mea kau. Akā, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole lākou no ke kaʻana like.

5. No ka mea, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe mea i hoʻomaopopo i kou pae o ka hanger.

Hiki ke pau ka honua. Ua ao ʻia ʻoe. (Ma ka liʻiliʻi e hōʻike ana nā noiʻi i ka poʻe pōloli e hoʻoholo i ke ola.)

6. Inā noi mai kekahi e ʻai i kāu meaʻai? NO DIRECT TRANSLATION.

A inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe e kaʻana like me lākou, ʻo ia hoʻi ke aloha nui nei ʻoe ma mua o ke ola ponoʻī. Pono lākou e noʻonoʻo iā lākou iho ma ka papa kiʻekiʻe o kāu mau hoaaloha a pau.

7. A papa mai ke akua e hoopa mai kekahi i kau ai me ka ninau ole aku....

Mai hana. ʻOiai. E noʻonoʻo. No ia mea.

8. I ka manawa a kekahi e ʻōlelo ai i ka ʻai ʻai a i ʻole ka ʻaina awakea a i ka ʻaina ahiahi a i ʻole ka mea ʻai, ʻo ʻoe ka mea mua ma luna o ka moku.

Ua ʻai wale mākou i kekahi mau minuke i hala? ʻAe! Ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi lumi i loko o koʻu ʻōpū! (OK, akā ua pololi maoli ʻoe? E nīnau iā ʻoe iho i kēia mau nīnau 5.)

9. A, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo nā hoʻolālā wale nō āu e hana ai me nā kānaka e pili ana i ka meaʻai o kekahi ʻano.

He aha kou manaʻo wale nō mea inu?

10. ʻO ka manaʻo o ka hōʻole ʻana i ka meaʻai a i ʻole ka ʻōlelo ʻana "ʻAʻole pōloli wau" he mea ʻē ʻē iā ʻoe.

He aha kēlā manaʻo?!?!

11. ʻO ka noho ʻana ma nā hale o haʻi ka ino loa.

Pono ʻoe e mahalo a ʻai ʻole i kēlā me kēia mea i kā lākou lumi kuke akā ʻo ʻoe makemake maoli.

12. Ke waiho ʻoe i kahi pāʻina nui a nīnau nā kānaka i hea ʻoe e waiho ai, ʻohi wale ʻoe.

E hoʻohenehene paha i ka manaʻo e hele i kou puʻuwai. Akā ʻoiaʻiʻo, hopohopo liʻiliʻi ʻoe e pili ana i ka hiki iā ʻoe ke komo i loko o kou ʻōpū. (Eia ka ʻike inā he maikaʻi ʻole kēlā mau binge nui iā ʻoe.)

13. A ua hopu paha ʻoe i kekahi ʻano meaʻai māmā i kekahi manawa ke heluhelu nei ʻoe i kēia ʻatikala.

ʻAʻohe hilahila.

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