He aha ka Queefing, ʻOiai?

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Moiwahine. ʻAʻumi kikina Sexhale. ʻO kēlā mea i hana ʻia i kekahi manawa i ke ʻano ʻīlio e hoʻoheheʻe i kou manawa super sexy i kahi ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO nā mea āu e kapa aku ai, ʻo ka queefing kahi mea e hiki mai ana, a he maʻamau maʻamau ia a loa. ʻaʻole. nui loa. ʻOiai makemake ka poʻe e nānā i nā queefs ma ke ʻano he "ʻeke ʻekala," ʻaʻohe o lākou mea e like me nā ʻumeʻume. Hana ka palahalaha ke haʻalele ka gas i kāu ala digestive a hoʻomaka ke moni ʻoe i ke ea keu (i hoʻokumu ʻia e nā mea inu carbonated, chewing gum, a ʻai wikiwiki paha) a mai ka haki paha o ka meaʻai i loko o kou ʻōpū. No laila he aha ka queefing? ʻO ka walaʻau wale nō ia i hana ʻia e ka ea ke hoʻokuke ʻia mai loko mai o ka ʻōpū ma muli o ka moekolohe, hoʻoikaika kino, a i ʻole kekahi mea ʻē aʻe.
E like me Kinohi Wahi a Kauka Logan Levkoff, ʻaʻole pololei nā alahele maʻemaʻe, a ʻo kēlā mau pelu, huli, a me nā kua, ʻaʻole e neʻe mau ka ea i loko a i waho me ka maʻalahi. E noʻonoʻo e pili ana: I ka wā o ka moe kolohe, e puhi ana ka penis i ka ea i loko a i waho o ka ʻōpū, e ʻā ana i ka ea i loko o laila, a e hoʻonui hou aku i kēlā me kēia manawa. He hana mana maoli ia ʻaʻole mākou e queef hou aku pinepine. (He hoʻokahi wale nō o 5 Embarrassing (But Normal) side effects of sex e pono ai ʻoe e maʻa).
Akā ʻaʻole i kaupalena ʻia i ka lumi moe; Hiki i nā queefs ke hana i ka wā hoʻoikaika kino hoʻi, mai ka lewa e neʻe nei a kipaku ʻia. No laila i ka manawa aʻe e heʻe ai kekahi i lalo o ka ʻīlio i lalo (ʻike mākou āpau i nā mea hilahila e hiki ke hana ʻia ma yoga) a i ʻole ke hoʻāʻo nei ʻoe i kēlā kūlana moekolohe hou, ʻakaʻaka ia. No ka mea, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ka mea leʻaleʻa wale ma mua o nā queefs ka Urban kamus i makemake ai no ka huaʻōlelo. (Kaomi wale inā ʻaʻa ʻoe.)