Aia i kēia manawa kahi Fitness Tracker no kāu Life Sex

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Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i kou hiamoe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hahai i kāu manawa. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i kāu mau calorie. Hiki iā ʻoe ke helu i kēlā me kēia ʻanuʻu āu e hana ai mai ka wā e koli ai kou mau wāwae mai kahi moe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i kāu Kegels.

Akā a hiki i kēia manawa, aia hoʻokahi mea hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke hiki maoli track: kou ola wahine. Akā, obvs, e noho ana i ka makahiki o ka overload data, ua ʻike mākou kēlā ʻaʻole lōʻihi. E hui me Lovely, ka wahine pāʻani-hālāwai-tracker e hoʻololi wale paha pehea ʻoe e ʻike ai i nā mea ma waena o nā pale.

ʻO ke kumu: He apo silikoni ʻōlima hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia a puni ke kumu o ka penis, ka manamana lima, a i ʻole ka dildo. E like me kāu Fitbit a i ʻole Apple Watch, hiki i kēia mea ke hana i nā mea āpau. Hiki iā ia ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ka nui o nā calories āu a me kāu hoa e kuni ai i ka wā o ka moekolohe. Kūleʻa ia (hey, stimulus clitoral), hoʻonui i ke kūkulu ʻana (e ka hoʻolōʻihi ʻana i ke kahe o ke koko), ʻike i kāu kūlana punahele a hāʻawi pū i nā manaʻo no nā mea hou. (ʻO ka manaʻo, ʻae, loaʻa iā ʻoe ka Kama Sutra i kahi moe me ʻoe.) Hoʻohui aloha ma o Bluetooth i kahi polokalamu (ʻo iOS a me Android) e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i nā deet haumia āpau e pili ana i kāu romp, mai ka helu o nā pahu i ka wikiwiki kiʻekiʻe, ka lōʻihi, a me ka helu o nā kūlana i hoʻāʻo ʻia. Hāʻawi ka app i kahi ala no ʻoe e kamaʻilio me kāu hoa pili e pili ana i nā ʻae a me nā hōʻole o ka pō, me ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā manaʻo pilikino no ka puhi ʻana i ke ahi a mālama iā ia ~ wela ~. (PS Eia nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo a ka poʻe loea e pili ana i ka haʻi aku i kāu hoa i kāu mea e makemake ai i ke ala kahiko.)

ʻOiai ua lohe paha ʻoe i ka buzz e pili ana iā Lovely i ka wā i pae ai ma Indiegogo ma kahi o hoʻokahi makahiki i hala (ua hoʻonui ʻia he $ 40K!), ʻAʻole loaʻa ia a hiki i kēia manawa. Hiki iā ʻoe ke kauoha iā ia no $169, ʻo ia, inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo e pili ana iā ia, he a ʻaihue ma ke ʻano he tracker + sex toy i hoʻokahi.

ʻOiai he mea kupaianaha kēia e kani ai, noi ia i ka nīnau: Inā ʻoe e ʻimi pono nā mea a pau? Hoʻopau paha ka ʻikepili i ka leʻaleʻa a pau i ka haumia, a i ʻole e hoʻohui maoli ʻO ka uila i ka hoʻohālikelike e kōkua i ke ahi i ka makemake? Ke hoʻolauna nei i kahi robot-driven data i loko o kou wahi moe e kōkua iā ʻoe e ola i kou maikaʻi. moekolohe ola. loa, a i ʻole hoʻohuli iā ia i kahi mea āu e makemake ai e hoʻomaikaʻi?

Welp, hoʻokahi wale nō ala e ʻike ai.

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