15 mau manaʻo weliweli wale nō i hiki i kahi makua ke loaʻa

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• 1. ʻeha kahi vasectomy, ʻoiaʻiʻo. Akā no kekahi manawa iki wale nō. ʻAʻole no 18 mau makahiki.
• 2. Sure, e hele wau i ka lā hānau o kou makahiki 1 makahiki. ʻO BYOB, ʻeā?
• 3. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke lele i ka ʻauʻau i kēia pō? ʻAʻohe mea e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iā ia - aloha nā poʻe āpau iā Pigpen!
• 4. Loaʻa kahi hoʻomoana hiamoe i kēlā me kēia makahiki, ʻeā?
• 5. Manaʻo wau he aha ke ʻano o ke kuli…
• 6. No ke aha e ʻōlelo ʻole ai kēlā mele "He aha nā keikikāne liʻiliʻi" e pili ana i nā ʻāpana?
• 7. ʻO nā mea aʻu e hana ai no ke kīʻaha kope i kēia manawa…
• 8. Malia paha inā pili paʻa wau i koʻu mau maka, e hele ʻo ia i kāna pāʻina kakahiaka ponoʻī.
• 9. ʻO ka mea nāna i hana i ka huaʻōlelo "ka pitter-patter o nā wāwae liʻiliʻi" i loko o ka hale paʻahao.
• 10. Inā lohe wau "Aia paha mākou i laila?" hoʻokahi manawa hou, ke haki nei wau i ka leki uila.
• 11. No ke aha wau i kūʻai ai i kēlā mea keʻokeʻo?
• 12. Mahalo wau inā e hala ʻo ia i kāna mea hoʻopaʻa leo inā hūnā wau iā ia / hoʻolei i loko o ka ʻōpala / haki iā ia i 500 mau ʻāpana ...
• 13. Piliwai au ke hoʻomaha maoli nei ke one.
• 14. Inā ʻaʻole ʻai ʻo ia i kēlā mau iʻa, hoʻohiki wau i ke Akua e lilo ana wau iā ia ...
• 15. "E kala, e ka meli, makemake ʻoe i kahi hua moa?" ʻO wau he kohu aloha.

He mea kupaianaha, maikaʻi hoʻi ka hana makua ʻana. Akā, pehea e pili ana inā ʻaʻole? ʻAʻole hauʻoli kēlā me kēia manawa o kāu manawa me kāu pua. A i kēlā mau manawa, loaʻa paha iā ʻoe kekahi mau manaʻo weliweli a me nā moemoeā. Ua haʻi aku ʻo Comedian Mike Julianelle i kekahi o nā mea i komo i loko o kona poʻo i kona wā nāwaliwali me kāna mau keiki.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke pili?

1. ʻeha kahi vasectomy, ʻoiaʻiʻo. Akā no kekahi manawa iki wale nō. ʻAʻole no 18 mau makahiki.

2. Sure, e hele wau i ka lā hānau o kou makahiki 1 makahiki. ʻO BYOB, ʻeā?

3. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke lele i ka ʻauʻau i kēia pō? ʻAʻohe mea e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iā ia - aloha nā poʻe āpau iā Pigpen!

4. Loaʻa kahi hoʻomoana hiamoe i kēlā me kēia makahiki, ʻeā?

5. Manaʻo wau he aha ke ʻano o ke kuli…

6. No ke aha e ʻōlelo ʻole ai kēlā mele "He aha nā keikikāne liʻiliʻi" e pili ana i nā ʻāpana?

7. ʻO nā mea aʻu e hana ai no ke kīʻaha kope i kēia manawa…

8. Malia paha inā pili paʻa wau i koʻu mau maka, e hele ʻo ia i kāna pāʻina kakahiaka ponoʻī.

9. ʻO ka mea nāna i hana i ka huaʻōlelo "ka pitter-patter o nā wāwae liʻiliʻi" i loko o ka hale paʻahao.

10. Inā lohe wau "Aia paha mākou i laila?" hoʻokahi manawa hou, ke haki nei wau i ka leki uila.

11. No ke aha wau i kūʻai ai i kēlā mea keʻokeʻo?

12. Mahalo wau inā e hala ʻo ia i kāna mea hoʻopaʻa leo inā hūnā wau iā ia / hoʻolei i loko o ka ʻōpala / haki iā ia i 500 mau ʻāpana ...

13. Piliwai au ke hoʻomaha maoli nei ke one.

14. Inā ʻaʻole ʻai ʻo ia i kēlā mau iʻa, hoʻohiki wau i ke Akua e lilo ana wau iā ia ...

15. "E kala, e ka meli, makemake ʻoe i kahi hua moa?" ʻO wau he kohu aloha.