Kāhea nā mea kūʻai Amazon i kēia Hypoallergenic Lube ka "ʻoi loa ma ka honua"

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Ke loaʻa ka huahana ma mua o 1,400 rave loiloi, hoʻomaka kekahi me "OH MY JESUS" (i nā pāpale āpau), "e hoʻololi maoli i kou ola," a "ʻo kēia ka mea maikaʻi loa EVER," noho ʻoe a nānā. A ʻo ia ka mea āu e hana ai me kekahi o nā lubes hypoallergenic kūʻai maikaʻi loa o Amazon-ka ʻO Lubricant Pilikino Pilikino Luxe na Penchant Premium (Kūʻai, $ 15, amazon.com) —a laila kaomi koke iā “add to cart.”

E like me kāu e ʻike pono ai inā ua hoʻāʻo ʻoe i kahi lubricant i ke kau ʻana (inā ʻaʻole ʻoe, he aha kāu e kali nei?), Hoʻonui ia i ka ikaika ma kahi mau kaukani notches. Akā me nā pōmaikaʻi manamana wāwae he hiki ke hoʻolako ʻia, hōʻike nā mea hoʻohana he nui i nā lube maʻamau i kekahi mau cons: stickiness (ua hoʻāʻo anei ʻoe e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka lube sticky mai iā ʻoe iho, ka moena, ka po, ka papahele ... ʻaʻole leʻaleʻa ia), noʻonoʻo, ʻulaʻula, puhi ʻana, ʻili, a me nā hopena maʻi ʻaʻai. ʻO kēia no ka mea ʻo ka hapa nui o nā lubricants maʻamau i hana ʻia me nā parabens, petroleum, glycerin, a me nā mea ʻala-nā mea i ʻike ʻia e hoʻonāukiuki i ka ʻili koʻikoʻi. A ʻo kēia kahi e ʻokoʻa ai ka lube a me ka silube a Penchant Premium mai nā poʻe ʻē aʻe.

Hana ʻia ka lube o Penchant me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ʻehā mau mea kūlohelohe, hypoallergenic i palekana no nā mea hoʻohana me ka ʻili koʻikoʻi loa. Eia kekahi, ʻaʻohe ona ʻala, ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu a paʻa paha, ʻaʻohe ʻono ʻono (ʻaʻole like me nā mea ʻala ʻala ʻē aʻe e hoʻāʻo e hala ma ke ʻano he ʻala strawberry), a hiki ke hoʻohana ʻia me ka condom. ʻO ka hoʻohana ʻana i kahi smidgeon wale nō o kēia mea e mālama pono iā ʻoe i ka lubricated mai foreplay a hiki i ka hanana nui, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻaʻole ʻoe e hōʻoki i ka hana waena no ka hana hou ʻana, kahi hiki ke lilo i mea pepehi kanaka maoli. (Eia kekahi o nā kumu maloʻo ʻoe ~ i lalo ma laila ~.)

Pono e hōʻoia hou? Ua hōʻoia hoʻi nā loiloi ʻo Amazon ʻo ka Penchant silube lube ka mea maikaʻi loa e komo i ka lumi moe.

"Inā ʻoe e like me aʻu a ua hoʻāʻo ʻoe a me kāu hoa i nā lubricant o ka hale kūʻai, a laila ʻike ʻoe i ka nui o kekahi o lākou e haʻalele iā ʻoe ma hope, a pehea lā e pili ai i ka waena, a pehea wale nō kahi ʻoluʻolu ʻole mai ka hoʻomaka ʻana a hiki i ka pau ʻana., "wahi a kekahi mea loiloi. "ʻO kēia mea e pili ana i ka lubricant maʻalahi a ʻoluʻolu loa aʻu i hoʻāʻo ai. He lōʻihi lōʻihi loa ia, me ka manaʻo ʻole ma hope, "

"ʻAʻole paʻa loa ia," i kākau ai kekahi peahi. "ʻAno ʻole ka pilau a me ka ʻono, a ʻoluʻolu maoli nō ia."

“WOW!” wahi a kekahi mea kūʻai aku leʻaleʻa hauʻoli. "ʻIke wau i ka glycerin a hopohopo wau i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i kahi mea hou akā ʻaʻohe oʻu huhū iki me kēia a mau nō ia. Maikaʻi loa i ka mālama ʻana i kā mākou male ʻana he 14 mau makahiki i ka hoihoi!”

"E pīpī wale wau iā ʻoukou me kahi ʻoiaʻiʻo," i hoʻomaka ai kahi loiloi hou. "Ua hoʻāʻo wau i nā lubes he nui a ua puhi lākou iaʻu a pau i kekahi ʻano a i ʻole pehu paha wau. Ua paʻakikī wau i ka noho ʻana. pulu a hele a pulu paha. Ua hoʻohana wau i kēia mea a he AMAZING. ʻOi aku ka lōʻihi a ʻaʻole wau e noi hou. Ua maikaʻi a maikaʻi wau ma ka nalo ʻana no nā ʻōlelo. Inā he pilikia kāu me nā mea lubricants ʻē aʻe. a pilikia paha ka pulu, pono ʻoe i kēia i kou ola.

Kūʻai mai, Penchant Premium Luxe Silicone Personal Lubricant, $ 15, amazon.com

ʻO ka mea hou aʻe, ʻaʻole pelapela kēia lube, hoʻomaʻemaʻe maʻalahi me ke kopa a me ka wai, a, no ka mea, he kumu silikone ia (ke kūlike ʻole i ka wai e like me nā lubes ʻē aʻe), hana ia a ʻoiai ʻoe i loko o ka ʻauʻau, loko, a i ʻole ka wai wela! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike maoli i nā moe kolohe e hoʻonui nei?

Ma lalo o 15 mau kālā, ʻoi aku ka pipiʻi o kēia huahana ma mua o kāu lubricant drug-run-of-the-mill, akā kokoke naʻe i ka hapalua o ke kumukūʻai o kekahi mau lubes kiʻekiʻe, e like me Überlube. Kūpono anei ia? Manaʻo nā kaukani o nā mea kūʻai aku ʻo Amazon. A ʻoiai ʻoe wale nō e hoʻohana i kahi mea liʻiliʻi e ʻohi ai i nā pōmaikaʻi (a ʻaʻohe pono e hoʻopili hou), hoʻokahi lōʻihi ʻōmole e lōʻihi loa ia e loaʻa ai kāu kālā. Hoʻohui, e like me ka mea o ka loiloi, "ʻoiai ʻoi aku ke kumukūʻai, ʻoi aku ke kiʻekiʻe o ka maikaʻi, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a me ka ʻoluʻolu e hoʻohana. Hoʻohana liʻiliʻi loa māua me kaʻu wahine i ka Penchant ma mua o kahi mana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Loaʻa iā ia ka viscosity kūpono no nā manawa hauʻoli, hauʻoli. ʻO ka pono o ka moʻolelo ʻaʻole e skimp ma ka lube. ” (E pili ana: ʻO ka Lube maikaʻi loa no kēlā me kēia ʻano wahine)

A me nā mea āpau e pili ana i kēia lube, weliweli nō hoʻi ka ʻōmole. Kūleʻa a akahele hoʻi ka ʻōpala a ʻaʻole e walaʻau me ka "wai inu wahine", no laila ʻaʻole ʻoe e waiho ʻulaʻula ke hele a hina kou hale hoʻomaʻemaʻe hale a kūpuna paha i kāu drawer.

No laila, pono ʻoe i kēia lube? E kau e like me ka mākaukau e like me ka mea kūʻai aku hou hou aʻe i māʻona, "ʻAe, ʻae a ʻae."

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