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Ua moe au ma mua.

ʻAʻole kekahi moekolohe, akā he nui o ka moekolohe. Moekolohe. Moekolohe ʻole. Ka moekolohe ma nā wahi lehulehu. (E mālama wau iā ʻoe i nā kikoʻī.) A laila ua male au-akā e moe kolohe ana māua. A laila hāpai au-a hoʻōki mākou i ka moe kolohe. A laila lilo wau i makuahine-e hoʻāʻo e moe me aʻu, a e hana wau ʻoki oe. A laila, lilo wau i makuahine hana-a ua like ia me kēia ʻāpana holoʻokoʻa o koʻu kino i ʻaihue ʻia.

I koʻu manaʻo, ʻaʻole pono ke kūkākūkā ʻia ke kāne. He mea nui e like me ka hoʻoikaika kino, ʻai pono ʻana, a hiamoe paha. Akā no ke aha he mea pinepine ka mea mua e hele i kahi pilina ke hāʻawi kekahi mea? (Eia kahi ʻōlelo hōʻailona: E hoʻōki i ka hele ʻana i ka pāpaho a hele i kahi orgasm ma kahi! E hoʻomaikaʻi maikaʻi ʻoe i kou ola ma mua o ke kiʻi o ke kaikamahine i ka bikini ma ka yacht-I hoʻohiki.)

ʻIke au i ka nui o nā makuahine hana e moe kolohe. Akā ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu kekahi mau makuahine hana me nā keiki ʻōpio i loaʻa mau moekolohe-a aia nō he ʻokoʻa. Inā heluhelu ʻoe i kēia a ʻōlelo ʻoe, "E hana wau!" a laila maikaʻi nou, akā ʻaʻole au makemake nui iā ʻoe. ʻO kēia no nā wahine i ʻike i kā lākou puʻuwai ke hoʻopā maoli kekahi iā lākou. No nā wahine e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka wili ʻana me kahi kīʻaha waina nui a me Netflix ma mua o ka ʻōlohelohe a loaʻa kekahi komo ia lakou.

Malia paha ʻo ka hāpai ʻana iaʻu e hele lōʻihi aku me ka moe ʻole. (Inā ʻo ʻoe kekahi o kēlā mau wahine hāpai wale aloha ʻO ka moe kolohe, ʻaʻole au makemake nui iā ʻoe.) ʻO ka loaʻa ʻana paha o kaʻu kaikamahine kahu hānai no ʻekolu mau makahiki paʻa i hana ai. (He mea maoli ʻo Nipple PTSD, ʻā.) Maliʻa paha e hoʻolōʻihi ana ia i mau hola ma hope o nā kelepona a me nā kamepiula lawe e hoʻoliʻiliʻi ai kā mākou libido. A i ʻole ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o kā mākou hana nui hana ana ua poina mākou i kekahi i kekahi. (Pili: 6 Mea hiki i nā poʻe Monogamous ke aʻo mai nā pilina wehe)

I koʻu hele ʻana i loko o kaʻu kalena, ua ʻike wau i ka weliweli ʻaʻole wale kaʻu kāne a ʻaʻole wau i moekolohe ma kahi o hoʻokahi mahina-akā ʻaʻole mākou i hoʻopā kekahi i kekahi ma waho o ka honi aloha kakahiaka a pō maikaʻi paha.

Cue i ka moe kolohe.

Ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi manaʻo radical ma hope o ka hoʻolohe ʻana i ka puke leo o Rachel Hollis 'Kaikamahine, Holoi i kou Maka. Hoʻopili wau i kaʻu kāne me ka whiskey a ʻōlelo wau: "E moe mākou i kēlā me kēia lā no 30 mau lā. kaʻu ʻO ka orgasm ka pahuhopu. "

Ua ʻike au i ka ʻōlinolino o kona maka. ʻO ka hāʻawi ʻana iaʻu i nā punaewele kāna punahele punahele nāna. I ka manawa hea i hoʻololi ai-a ʻo ka mea nui, no ke aha? No laila, ua kūhelu ma.

Nā lā 1: He wahine wela ko mākou. Loaʻa iā mākou kēia!

Lā 2: kanaka, ʻO kaBachelor aia ma. A loaʻa iā mākou ke kau ʻelua holoʻokoʻa o ʻOzarks e nānā! Ugh, lohi loa ia. Hiki paha iā mākou ke hoʻomaka i ka hoʻokolohua i ka lā ʻapōpō?

Nā lā 3: Huakaʻi ʻoihana

Nā lā 4: Kokoleka + wā = e haʻalele iaʻu

Lā 5: E ke Akua, honi mākou i kēia. No ke aha mākou e moekolohe ʻole ai?!?

Ua ʻike wau ʻaʻole maikaʻi kaʻu kāne me kaomi. ʻIke mākou ʻaʻohe o kā mākou moekolohe ʻana, akā ke kāhea ʻana i kēlā me kēia ʻelima mau kekona ʻaʻole ia he mea kōkua. Huli au i koʻu lolo no kaʻu kinky past, e ʻimi ana i kekahi ʻano kāleka e pāʻani ai. Ua hele au i nā papa moekolohe, kahi i hāʻawi ai nā wahine i nā blowjob dildos a me ka ʻano hoihoi i mālama ʻia no ka papa kaʻa paikikala. Ua moe au me ka wahine. Ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi ʻekolu. Ua moe au ma ke ʻano o nā wahi lehulehu e hoʻohilahila ai ka nui o nā kānaka.

No laila, no ke aha i hiki ʻole ai iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo pehea e moekolohe ai i loko o kā mākou lumi moe i loko o ko mākou hale a mākou i noho ai? ʻIke nō, ʻaʻole hoʻohui ʻia kekahi mea.

Ma kahi ninaninau podcast hou no kaʻu puke, ua noi wau i nā mea hoʻokipa male pehea e kaulike ai ka hana, ka makua, a me ka pilina aloha. Ua ʻakaʻaka ka wahine a ʻōlelo: "Hoʻokomo wau i kahi kapa slutty a laila hele aku mākou i waho o ko mākou wahi." Ua hoʻomau aku ke kāne: "Ke nānā wau iā ia i ko mākou home, ʻaʻole wau e ʻike i ka moekolohe. ʻIke wau i ka makuahine."

E kamaʻilio e pili ana i kahi manawa ipukukui. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike i kaʻu kāne ma ke ʻano he moekolohe-ke ʻike nei wau iā ia he makuakāne i kā mākou kaikamahine. E like me ka waihona holoi lole. E like me ke kahu.

Inā makemake mākou e moekolohe, pono mākou e hele i waho o kā mākou kaiapuni. Hoʻopio koke ʻo Resistance i kona poʻo. Akā he 6 makahiki ko kāua! ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke hele i waho no nā mea inu i ka pō Pōʻalua ʻole. Pono wau e hele i waho o koʻu lole moe, e hele i ke kaʻa, a hele i kahi! Ka weliweli!

Akā ʻaʻole i liʻuliʻu, ua hoʻoholo mākou ua lawa a kau i kekahi mau lula kumu.

1. E kau i kēlā hana diabolo i kapa ʻia ʻo kāu kelepona AWAY. Ua hōʻike ʻia nā noiʻi ua hoʻonani maikaʻi ʻia nā kelepona āpau i kā mākou pili a pau, a ʻo kā mākou aloha hoʻi. Inā ʻike ʻoe iā ʻoe iho e nānā ana i loko o kāu kelepona ma mua o ka maka o kāu hoa, laka i kēlā mea ʻino i loko o ka pahu a hoʻolohe i ke kanaka aloha iā ʻoe. E koho i kahi ʻike-ʻaʻole hoʻopau manawa ma kāu kelepona. (Heluhelu: 5 mau mea aʻu i aʻo ai i ka wā i kū ai wau i ka lawe ʻana i kaʻu kelepona i kahi moe)
2. E hoʻomaopopo i ka manawa āu e makemake ai e moe kolohe. He kanaka moekolohe wau i ke kakahiaka. Ke hiki i ka 11 pm, ʻaʻole wale wau makemake e moekolohe, ʻaneʻane huhū wau i ka manaʻo o ka mea a mākou e hana ai. ma hope moe ka makou. Inā pono ia e hoʻonohonoho i ka pū waikaua he 15 mau minuke ma mua (ʻo wai wau e hoʻomākeʻaka ai-e like me ʻelima mau minuke), a laila ʻo ia kā mākou e hana ai.
3. Papa i kou wahi moe. E hāpai i kou lima inā loaʻa kāu mau moe kolohe a pau i lalo i kahi ʻepekema a ʻo ka hapa nui o ia mau mea e hana ʻia i loko o ka lumi moe? I kēia mau lā, ua moe māua me kaʻu kāne i loko o ke kaʻa ma ko mākou alahele, e hoʻolohe ana i kekahi mele weliweli. Ua hoʻoikaika iaʻu i ke ola ma ke ʻano i loaʻa ʻole iaʻu i ka manawa lōʻihi. E hele adventurous.
4. Hana i mea pili i kēlā me kēia lā. E alo ia: ʻo ka hapanui o mākou ʻaʻole e moekolohe i kēlā me kēia lā, akā hiki iā mākou ke pili. E lawe i ʻelima mau minuke e alo i kāu hoa a kamaʻilio e pili ana i kāu mea makemake iā ia. Hana e like me nā ʻōpio ʻōpio. Paʻa lima. Hāʻawi kekahi i kekahi i kahi lōʻihi. E ʻike wale i ka manawa e hoʻohui ai.
5. E noʻonoʻo i ka mea e hoʻohuli ai iā ʻolua. ʻO ka manawa hope ʻoe i nīnau ai iā ʻoe iho a i kāu hoa pili i ke ʻano o kāu huli ʻana? Ua ʻike paha ʻoe? Ua nīnau au i kaʻu kāne a ua like ʻo ia, "Um…." ʻO wau, ʻoiaʻiʻo? ʻAʻohe mea? E hoʻokuʻu i kou poʻo i ka ʻauwai, e ka hoa! Maopopo iaʻu kaʻu.
6. Loaʻa i kahi orgasm i kēlā me kēia lā. ʻAe, inā noʻonoʻo ʻoe i ka moekolohe i kēlā me kēia lā e haki ʻoe, ʻaʻole pono kēia. Loaʻa i kahi orgasm. O 'oe hoʻokahi. Me ke kōkua. ʻO kēlā mea kēia mea. Ua kūʻai mai kaʻu kāne iaʻu i ka vibrator kupaianaha loa, a mālama maoli wau ia ma koʻu papa hele po. ʻEkolu mau minuke e hāʻawi iaʻu i kahi hoʻokuʻu i kēlā me kēia lā, no laila inā makou ʻaʻole paʻahana, ʻO wau ʻo wau (Ke kōkua nui nei kēia mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ʻōlelo hānai 13.)
7. E ho'ōki i ke kamaʻilio ʻana a hoʻomaka e hana ... kekahi i kekahi. ʻIke ʻoe i ka manawa a mākou e hoʻohana ai e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka nui o kā mākou moekolohe ʻole? I ka wā hiki iā mākou ke moe kolohe? He hana ke kane. Hoʻohui pinepine ia iā ʻoe a hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe. E hana ana nō.

ʻAʻole paha ʻoe e luhi a i ʻole kāu mau keiki e hoʻoheheʻe ʻia, e hoʻohauʻoli hou i ka moekolohe. Mai noʻonoʻo pono i nā mea āpau. E lokomaikaʻi iā ʻoe iho. A e hoʻomaopopo ʻoe hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻonohonoho i ke kumu no ka nui o ka moe kolohe i kāu pilina - ʻaʻole i ka ʻōlelo a kekahi ʻatikala a ʻaʻole i ka ʻōlelo a kēlā wahine wahine e moe ana i nā lā ʻehiku o ka pule. E hoʻōki i ka hoʻolohe ʻana i nā mea āpau a kāhea i ke kāne, wahine, a i ʻole hoa e kū pono ana i mua ou: Ehia ka nui? ʻEhia ka nui ʻole?

ʻO nā mea āu e hoʻoholo ai, e ʻoluʻolu i kēia ʻāpana o kou pilina. E ho'āʻo i nā mea hou. E hoʻopūʻiwa iā ʻoe iho ... a me kāu hoapili.

ʻAʻole ʻoe e mihi.

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