He aha ka hana me ka pia 'Zero Alcohol' - He launa maikaʻi ʻole ia?

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• No ka mea, ʻoiai wau e noʻonoʻo pono, ua haʻi ʻia mai iaʻu he manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole ka pia ʻona ʻole.
• ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo he maikaʻi ʻole ia no ka hoʻōla hou ʻana i nā mea ʻonā e inu i ka pia ʻona ʻole.
• No laila inā, e like me aʻu, makemake ʻoe i ʻole pia pia, ua hōʻuluʻulu wau i kahi papa inoa o kāu koho.
• Naʻu, no kahi hanana kūikawā? Maikaʻi ke loaʻa ke koho.

ʻOiaʻiʻo leʻaleʻa: Aia kekahi o lākou i ka waiʻona i loko o lākou.

I kekahi pō mehana i kēia manawa, ua noho māua me kuʻu ipo ma ka lānai o ka hale ʻaina, a kēnā ʻo ia i ka pia. "Jerk," ʻōhumu wau.

Nānā ʻo ia iaʻu, pūʻiwa. Kanikau hoʻohenehene wau i kekahi manawa i kona hiki (a i ʻole, i koʻu nele i ka hiki ʻole) ke inu i ka ʻalekiko paʻakikī, akā ʻaʻole loa pia. ʻAʻole mea nui ka pia iaʻu. E inu wau ia, ʻoiaʻiʻo - {textend} ʻo ia ka hana ʻana o ka waiʻona - {textend} akā ua hoʻonui wau i ka wikiwiki ma mua o ka hoʻohāinu ʻana iaʻu, no laila ʻaʻole maikaʻi loa ia no kaʻu mau kumu.

ʻO ia ke kumu i kahaha wale ai au e like me ia i ka mea i puka mai i waho o kuʻu waha.

ʻO ka maʻamau, ʻakaʻaka wale ʻo ia ke hāʻawi wau i ka mānoanoa e pili ana i ka booze hiki iā ia ke inu i hiki ʻole iaʻu; maopopo iā ia kahi e hele mai ai, a ʻaʻole wau huhū maoli. Akā i kēia pō, no ka mea pili i ka pia, nānā ʻo ia iaʻu me ka hopohopo.

"Maikaʻi ʻoe?"

Ua. Akā naʻe, ma kahi o koʻu subconscious, ua pili wau i ke ahiahi kauwela me ka ʻono o ka pia.

No ka mea, ʻoiai wau e noʻonoʻo pono, ua haʻi ʻia mai iaʻu he manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole ka pia ʻona ʻole.

“Ma kahi kokoke i ka pia” - {textend} kahi māmalaʻōlelo e hoʻowali ai i nā kui kuʻi ma luna o kahi papa no nā kumu ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu - Ke hoʻomaka nei ʻo {textend} i ka poʻe e ola hou ana, ua haʻi ʻia mai iaʻu.

ʻO ka paio ka inu ʻana i kekahi mea me ka nānā a me ka ʻono o maoli pia e makemake ai ke kanaka i ka mea maoli.

He ʻoiaʻiʻo nō paha ia. Inā ʻoe i ka hoʻōla a ʻo ka pia kou jam, makemake paha ʻoe e noʻonoʻo pono e pili ana i ka wehe ʻana i kahi pia ʻaʻohe ʻona.

ʻO ke aloha no ka pia maoli ʻaʻole ia ka mea e mālama lōʻihi iaʻu. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo ka hapa nui o nā pia ʻona ʻole ʻaʻohe inu ʻona.

Ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa, ʻo kēlā me kēia mea i ʻoi aku ma mua o 0.5 pākēneka waiʻona e ka nui (ABV) hiki ke kapa ʻia "ʻaʻole ʻona." A i mea kaulike, paʻakikī paha ʻoe i ka kiʻi ʻana i kahi pia iki i ka 0.4 pakeneka ABV. (ʻO ka hapa nui o ka pia i ka waiʻona ʻona ma kahi o 5 pakeneka ABV.)

Akā ma ke ʻano he mea ʻona loa i ka wai ʻona i kekahi kakahiaka ua inu wau i ka syrup kohukū a i ʻole ka holoi ʻana i ka waha e kiʻi ai i kuʻu mau lima e haʻalele i ka haʻalulu, ʻaʻole wau e hoʻopuni me nā wai ʻona liʻiliʻi.

Ua noʻonoʻo au no 11 mau makahiki. ʻAʻole wau a hiki i ka makahiki i hala ua ʻae wau e hoʻāʻo i ka kombucha, a loaʻa pū kekahi i ka ʻalekohola. (ʻOiai ʻo ia wale nō, ua hoʻāʻo wau ia i ka hoʻāʻo e loaʻa i kahi bacteria maikaʻi i loko o koʻu ʻōpū winky.)

ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo he maikaʻi ʻole ia no ka hoʻōla hou ʻana i nā mea ʻonā e inu i ka pia ʻona ʻole.

ʻAʻole wau i ʻoluʻolu me aʻu iho ... e ʻoluʻolu e pahu ... a hiki i kēia manawa.

ʻO ia no ka mea, ʻo ka mea hope loa, hiki iaʻu ke ʻai pū: ua hoʻomaka ka hana ʻana i nā pia e like me Heineken a me Budweiser i ka hana ʻana i ka pia inu waiʻona ʻole. ʻAʻole ʻo "pia liʻiliʻi", akā ʻoiaʻiʻo he 100 pākēneka pia-ʻaihue.

E like me kaʻu ʻike nui e noho nei mākou i kahi kaiāulu hoihoi i ka wai ʻona a ʻaʻohe mea maikaʻi ʻole me ka inu ʻole ʻana, makemake wau e ʻano like me ke kanaka ʻē, e paʻa ana i kāu kīʻaha wai inu wai i kahi hui inu.

ʻIke wau he pono iaʻu e akahele, a haʻaheo wau i koʻu noʻonoʻo. Akā ʻaʻohe mea makemake i ka manaʻo e like me ka mea ʻē aʻe i kahi hui.

Hoʻohui, ʻo ka wai kahe a me Diet Coke nā mea inu ʻona ʻole wale nō i kahi hanana (kahi e hilinaʻi iaʻu. pinepine pinepine ka hihia), ʻoluʻolu wale i kahi koho hou aʻe.

No laila inā, e like me aʻu, makemake ʻoe i ʻole pia pia, ua hōʻuluʻulu wau i kahi papa inoa o kāu koho.

Aia nā hui e hana nei i nā pia he 0.05 pakeneka ABV; ʻo ia kahi haʻahaʻa o ka waiʻona, ke hoʻokomo nei wau iā lākou ma ka papa inoa. Pono ʻoe e inu i 100 o lākou e kiʻi i ka ʻona i loko o hoʻokahi pia maʻamau. Eia nō naʻe, ke kahakaha nei wau iā lākou me kahi asterisk, no laila inā makemake ʻoe e noho 100 pakeneka me ka ʻole o ka waiʻona, hiki iā ʻoe.

ʻAʻole i loaʻa iaʻu kahi manawa e hoʻāʻo ai i kekahi o kēia mau mea, akā e hele loa wau.

Eia kekahi mau pia inu ʻona ʻole:

• * Beck's Blue (0.05 pakeneka)
• * ʻO Bitburger Drive (0,05 pakeneka)
• ʻO Brew Prohibition Brew (0 pakeneka)
• Heineken 0.0 (0 pakeneka)

ʻO ka mea hoihoi, aia he TON ma ke Aupuni Hui Pū ʻIa, akā i ka wā aʻu e hana nei i ka noiʻi, hoʻomau wau i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka ʻike kūʻē e pili ana inā loaʻa lākou i ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa.

Inā ʻoe e heluhelu ana i kēia ma United Kingdom, a i ʻole makemake e hoʻāʻo i ka hoʻouna ʻana i nā pia inu wai ʻona ʻole ma ʻō aku o ka loko iʻa, eia kekahi e hoʻāʻo ai:

• ʻO Ambar 0.0 Gluten-Free Beer (0 pakeneka)
• ʻO Bavaria Premium Non-Alcoholic Malt (0.0 pakeneka)
• ʻO Beer Beer Wī Kīʻawa ʻole ʻo Bavaria Wit (0.0 pakeneka)
• ʻO Beer Beer non-Alkoholā (0,0 pakeneka)
• Jupiler 0.0% (0 pakeneka)

Ua hele mai nei kekahi o nā "cocktails" makemake nui ʻole ʻia ma ka makeke, ʻo Curious Elixirs hoʻi. ʻOiai makemake wau i nā mea āpau e hāʻawi iā mākou i nā koho wai ʻona ʻē aʻe, $ 35 no kahi ʻōmole hana i ʻelua mau cocktails ʻaʻole ia i loko o kaʻu kumukūʻai.

Ma ka hoʻohālikelike, hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i ʻeono mau ʻōmole o Heineken 0.0 no $ 32. ʻO Pricier ma mua o kāu pia awelika, akā naʻe hiki iaʻu ke hoʻāʻo i kēlā me kēia manawa i kēlā me kēia pō kauwela kauwela.

Naʻu, no kahi hanana kūikawā? Maikaʻi ke loaʻa ke koho.

No kekahi poʻe i ka hoʻōla makemake ʻole i ka ʻono o ka pia no ka mea he mea hoʻonāukiuki paha ia, nui wau i ka seltzer me ka pīpī o kāu wai punahele i hui pū ʻia.

Bonus: ʻIno ono ia a nani ke nānā aku i loko o ke kīʻaha cocktail.

He mea ʻole i loko o kāu kīʻaha, e ʻike ʻo ʻoe ka mea nāna e mālama i kou hoʻōla - {textend} a inā ʻo nā pia inu ʻona ʻole kahi ʻāpana na ʻoe ia.

ʻO Katie MacBride kahi mea kākau manuahi a me ka hoʻoponopono hoʻoponopono no ka Anxy Magazine. Hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa i kāna hana ma Rolling Stone a me ka Daily Beast, i waena o nā wahi ʻē aʻe. Ua hoʻohana ʻo ia i ka hapa nui o ka makahiki i hala e hana ana i kahi palapala e pili ana i ka hoʻohana pediatric o ka lāʻau cannabis. Hoʻolālā ʻo ia i kēia manawa ma ka manawa ma Twitter, kahi e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke ukali iā ia ma @msmacb.