ʻO kēia wikiō mele ʻakaʻaka i nā kui i ko mākou manaʻo e pili ana i ka ʻAvocados
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Aloha nā kānaka āpau o ka honua i nā avocados. (ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, aloha nui mākou i nā avocados makaʻu mākou i ka hemahema avocado.) Akā ʻaʻohe mea i aloha i nā avocados e like me Keanu Trees, kahi mea hana a me ka haku mele a LA i huikau ʻole i ka wā e hōʻike ana i ka aloha ʻo ia i kāna hua punahele.
Ua ʻaʻahu ʻia me ka ʻaʻahu ʻawaʻawa avocado, ʻo Trees he mea hilahila wale nō ke kāmela i kona hīmeni ʻana i ʻelua avocados āna i paʻa ai ma kona mau lima. Me ka holo pono ʻole, hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e hulahula i ke mele lohi i nā manawa i waenakonu o kahi wao akua, a laila ma ke kai e like me ke kāmela e paʻa ana iā ia e waiho ana i ke one. I kekahi manawa, hele ʻo ia i ka ʻaoʻao o ke ala nui, me he mea lā e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻokahe i nā neʻe hula kaulana a Drake mai "Hotline Bling." (ʻAʻole kēia ʻo ke wikiō wale nō e parody ai kā Drake mele mele ...)
He jazzy maoli kā ka mele, manaʻo ʻo R & B iā ia. Kuhikuhi nā huaʻōlelo i ka moemoeā o Trees e lanakila i ka lotiri a kūʻai i nā avocado āpau i ka honua i hiki iā ia ke noho ma kahakai me kāna "avocado bros" a nānā i ka napoʻo ʻana o ka lā ma luna o ka pae. ʻO ia ka makemake hope loa o kēlā me kēia kanaka? (E hoʻokomo i ka ʻōwili maka ma ʻaneʻi.)
Hoʻopā hou ʻia ka puʻupuʻu puʻupuʻu i nā manawa he nui, akā-e like me nā jingle hoʻonāukiuki-e makemake mau ʻoe e hīmeni pū. ʻOiai ka nele piha o ke tālena kūlohelohe, a ma lalo o ka averika mele e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia kēia mele e makemake ʻoe e waihona i kēia hua ʻōmaʻomaʻo a, ʻo ka mea nui, e kuʻi i kekahi guac ke hiki ʻoe i ka home. (Psst... Loaʻa iā mākou 8 mau ala hou e ʻai ai i nā ʻavokado!)
E nānā pono i ka wikiō hilarious, cringe-kūpono piha.