15 ʻO nā paio ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi mea hoʻohui kope

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1. ʻO kofe kawaleke kumu o kou hele ʻana mai kahi moe. Mau loa

ʻO ka moe he bae, akā he VIP bae ka kofe.

2. Kela weliweli we ala ana ʻoe i ka hoʻomaha a i ʻole ma ka hale o kekahi aʻaʻole ʻoe ʻike i kahi e loaʻa ai kāu hoʻoponopono caffeine.

A inā ʻōlelo lākou i nā huaʻōlelo, "ʻAʻole au e inu kofe," pono paha ʻoe e lele a make.

3. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi i kekahi mea e puka mai ana mai kou waha a loaʻa kāu kīʻaha mua.

Nā hōʻailona o ka maʻi ma mua o ke kakahiaka: hoʻopaʻi koʻikoʻi impaired, slurred sentences, nele o ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana, etc.

4. ʻAʻole ʻoe maopopo inā pono ʻoe e haʻaheo a hilahila paha i ka nui o kāu inu ʻana i ka lā.

Hiki i nā inaina ke hoʻoholo. Huhū wale lākou i kāu leo.

5. Ke ʻike ʻoe i ka poʻe ma ka TV a i ʻole nā ​​kiʻiʻoniʻoni e inu ana i ke kīʻaha, makemake koke ʻoe iā ia.

He mea maoli ka salivating no ke kofe.

6. Ua ʻike pono ʻoe i kou makemake iā ia—ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i nā mea inu hou a pau ma Starbucks ʻaʻole kāu vibe.

ʻO wau makemake e makemake i kēlā latte meli hou, akā makemake koʻu waha i ka ʻawaʻawa, ʻeleʻele brew. (Starbucks emojis, akā? E hoʻohana wau pau loa o kēlā mau mea.)

7. Manaʻo kekahi poʻe iā lākou iho i ka ʻaina awakea a i ʻole ka hana ʻana i ko lākou mau kui-e hoʻolilo ʻoe i kāu palaoa keu a pau i ka wai anuanu.

#worthit (BTW, hiki iā ʻoe ke hana maʻalahi DIY i ka wai anuanu.)

8. Loaʻa iā ʻoe ka insomnia ma muli o ke kofe no ka mea ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻōki i ka inu ʻana i ke ahiahi.

Pono ka manawa no ke kofe i nā manawa a pau! Ke hōʻole nei au e kaupalena iaʻu iho!

9. Dekafme he mea la he hoohenehene kaumaha a lokoino. LOLOLOL.

Me he mea lā e kiʻi i kahi burger a ʻai wale i ka popo.

10. ʻAʻole ʻoe hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i ke ʻano o ke kofe - ke makemake ʻoe,ponoia.

ʻO ke kofe alanui, Starbucks, Dunkin', McDonald's, maikaʻi loa.

11. ʻOiai ke holo lohi nei ʻoe, ʻo ka kofe kāu mea mua.

ʻO ka kope ka meaʻai nui loa o ka lā.

12. No laila, maoli, loaʻa iā ʻoe nā kofe kofe ma luna, e like me nā mea āpau.

ʻO ka hele wāwae a me ka inu ʻana he akamai ʻaʻole hiki ke loaʻa i kekahi.

13. A ʻo ʻoee ʻimi mau ana i kahi lumi ʻauʻau.

No ka mea ʻaʻohe mea e pono ai ʻoe e pee e like me ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻana i kahi latte hau nui.

14. Makemake ʻoe i ka leo āu i loaʻa ai i kou wā i hoʻomaka aiinu ana.

I kēia manawa, ua like ʻoe me kahi mea inu lāʻau holoi holoi ʻia e pono ai i ka ipuhao holoʻokoʻa e kiʻi i kahi kī. (P.S. Eia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo e pili ana i kou kino e haʻalele ana i ka caffeine.)

15. I kēlā me kēia manawa, pāʻani ʻoe me ka manaʻo o ka waiho ʻana i ka joe ma ka inoa o kou olakino a i ʻole kekahi mea ...

A laila ʻakaʻaka wale ʻoe no ka mea he aha ke ola me ka ʻole kofe? (Eia kekahi, hiki iā ia ke kōkua iā ʻoe e uhaʻi i kāu hoʻomaʻamaʻa. BAM. Inu.)

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