Pehea e loaʻa ai inā ʻaʻole ʻoe wale ma ka home

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• No ke aha ʻoe e pono ai
• Hana ʻo COVID-19 a hōʻole ʻole
• Inā ʻoe wale nō
• Hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano
• Kahi, kahi, kahi
• Lawe mai i nā mea kōkua
• Nā kūlana maikaʻi loa
• Nā hāmeʻa moekolohe e hoʻāʻo
• Inā ʻoe me kahi hoa pili uila
• Hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano
• Kahi, kahi, kahi
• Lawe mai i nā mea kōkua
• Nā kūlana maikaʻi loa
• Nā hāmeʻa moekolohe e hoʻāʻo
• Inā ʻoe me kahi hoa IRL
• Hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano
• Kahi, kahi, kahi
• Lawe mai i nā mea kōkua
• Nā kūlana maikaʻi loa
• Nā hāmeʻa moekolohe e hoʻāʻo
• Ke laina lalo

Hoʻopili mākou i nā huahana a mākou e manaʻo nei he pono no kā mākou poʻe heluhelu. Inā kūʻai ʻoe ma o nā loulou i kēia ʻaoʻao, loaʻa iā mākou kahi kōmike liʻiliʻi. Eia kā mākou hana.

Pilikia paha ka paʻakikī e hiki mai e ka hoʻomaikaʻi i ka maʻi ahulau, akā ʻo ke aloha aloha lockdown - hoʻokahi a i ʻole ua hana ʻia - hiki ke hana ʻia. ʻOiai inā ʻoe i loko o nā keʻena kokoke me ka fam, Floofy, a me Fido.

ʻAʻole hele wale kēia no ka pandemia panky kekahi!

E hele a mākaukau kēia mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo i kēlā me kēia manawa i ka manawa o ka headboard-bashing e hoʻoweliweli ana i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe, e like me ke kaʻana like ʻana i kou wahi me nā lumi a i ʻole nā ​​keiki, he mau paia lahilahi a me nā hoanoho, a e noho ana a hoʻokipa paha i kekahi.

No ke aha ʻoe e pono ai

ʻO ka mea mua, wela ka wahine sneaky. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka ʻike e hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻānai ʻia i kēlā me kēia manawa e kiʻi i ka pauma adrenaline a hoʻohālikelike iā ʻoe e like me kahi badass āpau.

Eia kekahi, maikaʻi ka moekolohe a me ka orgasms no kou olakino a me kou noʻonoʻo no ka mea:

• hoʻohaʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa a me ke kahe o ke koko
• Kōkua iā ʻoe e hiamoe
• hoʻemi i kou makaʻi i ka maʻi puʻuwai a me ka hahau
• hoʻonui i kou palekana
• e hōʻoluʻolu i nā poʻo o ke poʻo, ka peʻa, a me nā ʻano ʻeha ʻē aʻe

Inā hoʻohui ʻia ʻoe, honi, hoʻopā, a hoʻonui i ka wahine i ka oxytocin, kahi e kōkua ai i ke kūkulu ʻana i ka pilina a hoʻoikaika i kāu paʻa.

Hana ʻo COVID-19 a hōʻole ʻole

Mai hoʻokuʻu i ka coronavirus hou e hōʻoki iā ʻoe mai ka loaʻa ʻana iā ia, akā hana e akamai e pili ana. ʻAʻohe mea seksi e pili ana i ka hoʻoweliweli ʻana i kou olakino a i ʻole haʻi.

Inā hele ʻoe i ka wā o ke ahulau - a pono ʻoe - hiki i kēia mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ke kōkua aku e palekana.

• MAI hana me kekahi mea hou. ʻAʻole kēia ka manawa no ka hoʻopili IRL me kahi hoa i hoʻokaʻawale ʻole i kou home.
• DO hookup. Hiki iā ʻoe ke pāʻani me kahi mea hou a me kahi mamao o ke kino e like me ka luna ma ka lawe ʻana i kāu sesh ma ka pūnaewele a haʻalele kekahi i kekahi ma o ka wikiō.
• Mai poina e pili ana i nā ʻenehana ʻē aʻe. E hoʻāʻo i ka sexting, ke kelepona ʻana, a i ʻole kaʻana like ʻana i nā leka uila erotic. He leʻaleʻa nā mea pāʻani moekolohe i kāohi ʻia e nā app no ​​virtual hookups.
• E akahele me kāu hoa noho. Inā ʻaʻole ʻelua a ʻelua pākēneka ʻokoʻa o ʻolua no kekahi mau pule, makemake paha ʻoe e hoʻololi i kāu neʻe ʻana e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka makaʻu. Hōʻalo i nā kūlana alo a he alo a honi no kēia manawa, keu hoʻi inā maʻi ʻoe. E hoʻohana i ka condom no ka P-in-V a i ʻole ka anal anal, a holoi pono i kāu mau ʻāpana a me nā bobs ma mua a ma hope o ka pāʻani ʻana.
• Mai poina i ka masturbate ʻoiai ʻoe e hoʻokaʻawale. Hōʻike iā ʻoe iho i kekahi aloha i ka wā lockdown me a me ʻole o kāu hoa. ʻAʻohe manuahi a oh leʻaleʻa loa!
• E hoʻohana i ka lube he nui. Hoʻomaikaʻi ʻo Lube i ka moekolohe (a ʻoi aku ka palekana!) Inā ʻoe e lele lele, e pāʻani ana me nā mea pāʻani, a i ʻole ke ʻano o ka moekolohe me kāu hoa IRL.

E hoʻomaopopo mau me kā mākou hōʻike hou e pili ana i ka maʻi COVID-19 i kēia manawa. Eia kekahi, e kipa aku i kā mākou hub coronavirus no ka ʻike hou aku e pili ana i ka hoʻomākaukau ʻana, ka ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo no ka pale ʻana a me ka mālama ʻana, a me nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo a ka poʻe loea.

Inā ʻoe wale nō

ʻO ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i kahi solo ʻaʻole ia he kumu no ka haʻalele ʻana i nā leʻaleʻa a keu. Hiki ke loaʻa iā Toe-curling Os me ka ʻole o ke kanaka ʻē aʻe i ka maka.

Hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano

Pono ʻoe i ke aloha, no laila aloha ʻoe iā ʻoe iho ma ke kau ʻana i ke ʻano.

ʻO ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana i ka naʻau e pili ana i nā mea e maikaʻi ai ʻoe a huli iā ʻoe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻāʻo e hoʻomālamalama i nā kukui, ka hoʻomālamalama ʻana i kekahi ihoiho, a kau i ka papa inoa o nā leo hoʻoleʻaleʻa - a he mea ia e kōkua ai i nā namunamu, BTW.

Kahi, kahi, kahi

Me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe ma ka home, pono ʻoe e noʻonoʻo i ka wahi nui no ka haʻalele ʻana iā ʻoe iho.

ʻO ka hiʻona ʻoi loa o kahi i ʻōlelo ʻia he puka laka no laila ʻaʻohe mea nāna e hina i kāu ʻahaʻaina no hoʻokahi. Inā loaʻa kahi lumi moe me kahi laka, he gula ʻoe. Hamo i luna!

Maikaʻi loa nā lumi ʻauʻau. Hiki i ka holo ʻana i ka wai ke hoʻopau i kahi symphony o nā ʻūlū a me kahi ʻauʻau uahi a ʻauʻau paha e hana i kahi ʻano pilikino ma kāna iho.

Bonus: Hiki i ka wai mehana ke kōkua iā ʻoe e hōʻoluʻolu i hiki ai iā ʻoe ke kau pono i nā manaʻo.

E hoʻolālā me kāu mau koho a noʻonoʻo i kēlā me kēia wahi kahi e kiʻi ʻole ai ʻoe i ka hana.

Lawe mai i nā mea kōkua

Hiki i kekahi mau mea kōkua ke hoʻomaikaʻi i kāu solo a kōkua iā ʻoe e mālama i ka hao i lalo haʻahaʻa.

E noʻonoʻo i nā mea e like me:

• nā uluna a me nā pale e kōkua iā ʻoe e hōʻoluʻolu, e ʻike i ka ʻaoʻao kūpono, a hāʻawi i kahi mea e ʻū ai
• he mīkini leo keʻokeʻo e kōkua ai i ka uhi ʻana i nā kani āu e hana ai
• i kahi pākaukau a pona paha inā makemake ʻoe e nānā i ka porn

Nā kūlana maikaʻi loa

Hiki i ke ākea ke kuhikuhi i kou kūlana (kaukaʻi ʻia i ka nui o kāu hoʻonohonoho ʻana), akā maikaʻi nā mea āpau.

Inā loaʻa kahi manawa e moe ai i lalo, e hoʻāʻo i ka helehelena i lalo ʻoiai ʻoe e ʻānai i hoʻokahi a i ʻole puʻupuʻu i kou moena a i ʻole kahi ʻūlū. ʻO kā Doggy style ʻoi loa, no ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopaʻa i kou kua i hope i kāu penis, vulva, a anus paha.

Inā he lumi kū wale ia, ʻo ke kākoʻo ʻana iā ʻoe iho i ka ʻaoʻao paʻa ka mea e pono ai. E hāpai i kahi wāwae i luna ma ka noho, ka ʻaoʻao o ka paipu, a i ʻole ka lua paha no ka maʻalahi o ke komo ʻana i kāu mau ʻaoʻao lalo.

Inā hāʻawi kou wahi i kahi e noho ai, e hoʻi i hope a loaʻa ma ia.

Nā hāmeʻa moekolohe e hoʻāʻo

Hiki i kekahi mau hāmeʻa ke lawe i kahi moekolohe sneaky i kahi pae ʻē aʻe me ka ʻole o ka puhi ʻana i kāu uhi. Loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea haʻalulu, nā puʻupuʻu puʻupuʻu, nā kēpau pila ... ʻo kuʻu aloha!

E hoʻomanaʻo i kēia mau mea maikaʻi ke kūʻai aku no nā mea pāʻani moekolohe ma ka pūnaewele:

• vibes mālie, e like me ka Womanizer Classic a i ʻole Mini P-spot Pleaser
• nā puʻupuʻu puʻupuʻu, e like me ka b-Vibe Snug Plug
• poepoe, e like me ka Bondage Boutique Beginner's Ball Gag
• nā mea pāʻani inconspicuous, e like me ka Tenga Egg Masturbator, Kyss Rechargeable Lipstick Vibrator, a me Chickie Emojibator
• nā panty haʻalulu, e like me Screaming O's My Secret Charged Panty

Inā ʻoe me kahi hoa pili uila

Me kahi prep liʻiliʻi, ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi pale ma waena ʻaʻole pono e kāohi iā ʻoe mai ka haʻalele ʻana o kekahi i kekahi ma kahi ala nui.

Eia pehea e hana ai i ka moekolohe me kahi pilikino pilikino i nā mea āpau a me kahi ʻeke o nā ʻāpana.

Hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano

ʻAe, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano no kahi romp aloha i ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i ka hoʻoluhi kino.

E hana ai i kēia, e hana i kahi lewa me nā ihoiho, akā e hoʻohui pono i kahi kukui i hoʻonohonoho ʻia a i ʻole ke kukui komo pū kekahi.

ʻO ka pahuhopu ka lawa o ka mālamalama i hiki iā lākou ke leʻaleʻa i ka hōʻike me ka nānā ʻole e like me ʻoe i loko o kahi lumi nīnau.

He mea nui ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i ka maikaʻi. E hōʻike i kāu hoʻokalakupua ʻike like i ke aloha āu e hui pū ai me IRL. E palaki i kou lauoho, e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i kāu mau pubes (inā ʻo ia ka mea āu e komo ai), a kau i kahi mea āu e nānā wela ai.

FYI, ʻaʻole pono ka lole lingerie a i ʻole kekahi mea e like me ia ke ʻole ʻo ia ka mea e maikaʻi ai ʻoe!

Kahi, kahi, kahi

No ke aloha i nā mea haumia āpau, e ʻoluʻolu e ʻoluʻolu e koho i ka lumi me ka pilikino pilikino i loko o ka hale, ʻoiai ʻo ia ka hale kaʻa e pili ana.

ʻO ka puka laka a me ke komo ʻana i ke mele a i ʻole ka wai kahe e hoʻopau ai i ka kamaʻilio lepo a me ka hanu kaumaha ke kī. E hopohopo liʻiliʻi ʻoe e pili ana i ka lohe ʻia a ma kahi e hiki ai ke nānā i kēlā me kēia.

Mai hopohopo nui e pili ana i ke ʻano o kāu wahi. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kahi āpau e hoʻowalewale ai i ka pono ma ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka papapihi ʻike kamepiula me kāu polokalamu a i ʻole ke kau wale ʻana i kahi pepa ma hope ou.

Lawe mai i nā mea kōkua

Hiki i nā Props ke hoʻolilo i kāu wikiō i mea kiʻekiʻe aʻe a kōkua iā ia e akahele.

Hiki i kahi mīkini leo keʻokeʻo ke hoʻokoe i kāu ipo aloha mai ka hoʻoliʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi ma mua o nā kani home, e like me ka walaʻau nui ʻana a i ʻole nā ​​kīʻaha puʻupuʻu, ʻoiai e masaki ana i kāu kamaʻilio haumia a i ʻū paha i ka leʻaleʻa.

ʻAe nā pillow a me nā ʻūlū iā ʻoe e kihi i kou kino a hana i nā papahele anuanu a paʻakikī hoʻi inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e leʻaleʻa e lele i waho o kahi moena. ʻO ka mea ʻoi loa, muffle lākou i ke kani o kahi orgasm e hoʻōho i ka hoʻōho.

Nā kūlana maikaʻi loa

Pono nā kūlana e hana me ka hakahaka i loaʻa AND e hāʻawi iā ʻoe a me kāu boo i kahi ʻike nui.

ʻOiai ka leʻaleʻa o ka frontal piha, hiki iā ʻoe ke romp i loko o kou wahi hōʻoluʻolu e ke pāʻani ʻana me ke kau ʻana o ke kāmela, nā pale, a i ʻole nā ​​huʻa i ka ʻauʻau ʻO Virtual a IRL paha, ʻo kou kino ia a hoʻoholo ʻoe pehea e hoʻohana ai.

Nā kūlana e noʻonoʻo ai:

• ke hilinaʻi nei i loko o kekahi mau uluna a i ʻole ka paipu = hiki maʻalahi iā ʻoe a me ka nānā primo no lākou
• noho ma kahi pākaukau a papa ʻaina paha e ʻae iā ʻoe iā FaceTime no ka mea maoli a hiki i kou mākaukau no ka hōʻike peep
• Hāʻawi ke kukuli i ka paʻa ma luna o kēlā me kēia ʻili, no laila manuahi kou mau lima e pāʻani a hoʻoneʻe i kāu kelepona i luna, i lalo, a i ʻole hoʻi me ka maʻalahi

Nā hāmeʻa moekolohe e hoʻāʻo

E ka poʻe ʻalalā, kau i kou mau lima i ka pronto gag ball.

I kēia manawa, e hoʻāʻo i kahi hāmeʻa techy mālie e lawe i kāu aloha aloha i kahi pae ʻē aʻe. Ke kamaʻilio nei wau i nā hāmeʻa hoʻāpono e hiki ke kāohi ʻia mai kahi mamao aku.

ʻO kekahi mau manaʻo, hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai ma ka pūnaewele.

• No nā poʻe me ka prostate, ka Edge e Lovense hiki ke hoʻololi a wai ʻole, me nā ʻōnaehana haʻalulu palena ʻole e hiki ke hoʻoulu ʻia e ke kani a hiki i ka hoʻopili ʻana i kāu mele.
• No nā havers penis, We-Vibe Verge vibrating ring e ʻoluʻolu i ka peen a me ka perineum.
• No nā mea lawe hānai, ʻo ka Lovense Nora Bluetooth rabbit vibe kahi mālama no ka clit, V, a me G-spot.

Inā ʻoe me kahi hoa IRL

Hiki ke wela me ka huhū pū kekahi me kahi hoa IRL me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe o ka hale.

Hoʻonohonoho i ke ʻano

Huki i nā kū a pau i ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana i ke ʻano e kōkua iā ʻoe e mālama iā ʻoe i ka wā ʻoiai e hana ana kekahi poʻe i kā lākou ʻoihana.

Nā mea hiki ke kōkua:

• kahi papa inoa pāʻani ʻino
• kekahi porn hoʻonāukiuki like
• ka haʻi moʻolelo moʻoʻōlelo ma o nā moemoeā like a i ʻole kahi puke erotika
• he ʻauʻau wela a ʻauʻau paha
• ihoiho
• he lomilomi kino

Kahi, kahi, kahi

ʻO nā punawai Squeaky a me nā poʻomanaʻo e haki ana i ka paia ka mea e ʻike pono ai. E heʻe i ka moena a iho i lalo a lepo i ka papahele inā makemake ʻoe e haki.

Pono hou aʻe i ka pilikino? Kiola iā ia i ke kula kiʻekiʻe a alai i ka lumipaku no ka mana makua o ehiku mau minuke ma ka lani.

Inā hiki iā ʻoe ʻelua ke hele a komo i waho o ka lua i ka lua me ka hōʻeuʻeu ʻole ʻana i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe, hiki i ka wai holo ke kōkua i ka huna ʻana i kāu hālāwai.

Lawe mai i nā mea kōkua

ʻO kēlā me kēia mea e kōkua e pohō i nā kani o kāu sesh ke poʻo i ka papa inoa o nā mea pono e pono ai no ka wahine IRL i ka lockdown:

• mīkini leo keʻokeʻo
• mea haʻi ʻōlelo a i ʻole kekahi hāmeʻa e hoʻokani mele
• Kīwī

E hoʻohana i nā pale a me nā uluna e kākoʻo i kāu mau pilikino no ka pāʻani a no kekahi mau mea keu no ka pushin 'ke kukuli a i hope paha. E hoʻohana iā lākou e hōʻino i kāu kani wahine pū kekahi.

E kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā uluna, ka hoʻohui ʻana i kahi uluna moekolohe i kāu repertoire raunchy he mea kūpono e noʻonoʻo i kēlā me kēia manawa, akā keu hoʻi i ka wā e pono ai ʻoe e hana hou me kāu mau kūlana.

Nā kūlana maikaʻi loa

ʻOiai he manawa mau kāu, hiki i ka hapanui o nā kūlana ke hoʻopili ʻia no ka noʻonoʻo pono e ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka pahu, ka pā ʻana, a i ʻole ke kuʻi ʻana.

ʻO kekahi o nā mea nui loa e hoʻāʻo:

• Kū ʻ O: Hemolele no ka pāʻani lima, pāʻani pāʻani, wahine waha, a me ka moekolohe penetrative. Kū kekahi hoa me ko lākou kua i mua a i ʻole i ka paia a i ʻole kahi ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe no ke kākoʻo, ʻoiai kū kekahi, kukuli, a noho paha i mua a ma hope paha.
• ʻO Rider ma luna: Ke moe nei ka hoa komo i loko o ko lākou kua a hoʻopaʻa ka hoa lawe iā lākou no P-V, P-in-A, a i ʻole ka hale hale. Hoʻopili ka mea loaʻa i ka hohonu, ka wikiwiki, a me kēlā mau kani haʻi-crotch-slapping.

Nā hāmeʻa moekolohe e hoʻāʻo

ʻO ke kauoha ʻana i ka pūnaewele a me ka hoʻouna ʻole ʻana aku i hiki ke lawe i kāu drawer goodie a mālama i ka wela o kāu moekolohe i ka wā o ke ahulau.

Ua ʻōlelo aʻe wau i ka hauʻoli o ka uluna wahine. Eia kekahi mau mea pāʻani ʻē aʻe hiki iā ʻoe ke leʻaleʻa pū me ka mālama ʻana i kāu manawa pāʻani.

• ʻ swhuli wahine. ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e lilo i uber kinky a i ʻole i loko o BDSM e leʻaleʻa ai i ka hoʻohuli wahine. ʻAe lākou i kekahi e hana i ka moekolohe i nā kiʻekiʻe hou me ka haʻalulu ʻole i nā poʻo kani a me nā moena.
• ʻO Gags Hiki i nā gags Ball a me nā gags ke mālama i nā ipo hoihoi loa a noho mālie a piʻi i ka mea erotic i ka manawa nui.
• Noho mālie vibes. Mahalo i nā hāmeʻa kani haʻahaʻa, hiki i kekahi ke ʻoluʻolu i ka leʻaleʻa o ka haʻalulu o ka haʻalulu. E kau i kāu vibe me nā vibe clit, nipple vibes, nā plugina vote vibrating, nā massager prostate, nā apo moa kuʻi, nā dildos vibrating, a me nā kaula.

Ke laina lalo

ʻAʻole pono kahi hale piha a me kahi maʻi ahulau e kāohi iā ʻoe mai ka loaʻa ʻana. ʻO ke kūlana kūpono, kahi walaʻau i hope, a me kahi maʻa liʻiliʻi e hele lōʻihi loa inā makemake ʻoe e ʻāpana i kahi hana laka laka me ka ʻole o ka mea naʻaupō.

ʻO Adrienne Santos-Longhurst kahi mea kākau manuahi a me ka mea kākau i kākau nui i nā mea āpau i ke olakino a me ke ʻano o ke ola ma mua o ʻumi mau makahiki. Ke hele ʻole ʻo ia i kāna kākau ʻana i ka hale e noiʻi ana i kahi ʻatikala a i ʻole ke ninaninau ʻana i nā ʻoihana olakino, hiki ke loaʻa ʻo ia e holoholo a puni kāna kaona kahakai me ke kāne a me nā ʻīlio i ka huki a i ʻole ka pīpī ʻana e pili ana i ka loko e hoʻāʻo nei e haku i ka papa hoe hoe.