ʻO kēia ka mea pololei aʻu e ʻōlelo nei ke nīnau ka poʻe iaʻu no ke aha he 30 koʻu, Single, a me ke keiki ʻole

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Mai ka huli ʻana i ka 30, ua loaʻa iaʻu kekahi mau pane hoihoi loa ke haʻi aku wau i ka poʻe i ka ʻae, noho male ʻole wau, a ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole au makemake i nā keiki. Mau loa

Ma koʻu wahi e noho ai ma Des Moines, Iowa, ʻo ia ka lua o ka noho ʻana ma hope o ke kulanui. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, aia kekahi o koʻu mau hoaaloha ma ka male helu ʻelua a ʻo ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i loaʻa i ka pēpē helu ʻehā ma ke ala.

Mai kuhi hewa, hauʻoli wau i nā mea e hauʻoli ai lākou. Akā ʻaʻole ko lākou ola e makemake iaʻu e hoʻololi i kaʻu mele, ʻaʻole hoʻi i nā nīnau mau e pili ana i koʻu kūlana pili mai nā hoaaloha a me nā ʻohana a puni nā lā nui. (ʻO ia kekahi o nā kumu e hiki ai iaʻu ke pili i kēia wikiō Buzzfeed hilarious ma nā pae he nui.)

ʻO ia ke kumu i hōʻiliʻili ai au i nā pane maikaʻi akā pololei no ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i nā nīnau noiʻi i lilo i mea maʻamau ma hope o koʻu hiki ʻana i kaʻu kanakolu. He aha kaʻu iā ʻoe inā ʻike ʻoe iā ʻoe iho i nā kāmaʻa like.

Nīnau lākou: "Ua hoʻāʻo ʻoe iā Tinder / Bumble / Match?"

'Saylelo wau: "Aia wau ma kaʻu kamepiula a lawa kaʻu kelepona no ka hana. E aho wau e hele i ka hoʻohana ʻana i kekahi, ma mua o kaʻu pono, i koʻu manawa kaʻawale. He ala maikaʻi loa ia e launa ai me nā poʻe hou, eia nō naʻe."

ʻAʻohe aʻu mea e kūʻē i ka pili pūnaewele ʻana - me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka pūnaewele. Ua lele lani nā polokalamu aloha a me nā pūnaewele i ka kaulana ma mua o ka rosé-a no ke kumu kūpono. He mea maʻalahi lākou, ʻoiai inā like ʻoe me ka ʻAmelika maʻamau e hoʻohana nei i nā mea hana ʻenehana he 11 mau hola i ka lā. (Related: Hiki i kāu kelepona ke hōʻeha i kou pilina)

Akā pilikino, kekahi o nā hope loa ʻO nā mea aʻu e makemake ai e hana ma hope o ka hana a me ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kaʻu mau ʻaoʻao ʻaoʻao pūnaewele (ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o kaʻu helu i kēlā me kēia lā i kēlā kiʻekiʻe 11-hola) ʻoi aku ka nui o ka manawa e kau ana ma luna o kahi pale.

No laila ʻoiai makemake wau e hoʻomaikaʻi i ka poʻe āpau i ʻike i ke aloha e hoʻohana nei i kēia mau paepae, e hele wau i ka hema i ka nui o ka manawa a me ka hana e loaʻa ai iā "SportsFan216" e wehe e pili ana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. ʻOiai paha e lōʻihi ka lōʻihi e hālāwai me nā poʻe IRL ma mua o ka mea maʻamau, ʻo kēlā pilina pilikino kahi manawa-booster-a me kahi poʻo maikaʻi e hoʻomaka i ka sussing out chemistry.

Nīnau lākou: "Akā ʻaʻole ʻoe mehameha?"

'Saylelo wau: "Ke mālama nei au i koʻu manawa 'me'!"

No ka manawa mua mai ka neʻe ʻana i Des Moines mai New York, hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ʻo wau nō ka mamao loa mea mai ka mehameha. Ma mua, ua hele mau au ma kahi ʻimi epic e kūpono i ka mold "kaulana", ʻoiai ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka hahai ʻana i ka poʻe i mālama iaʻu me he mea kōkua lā. I kēia manawa, ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu ʻohana. He mea hoʻoikaika, hoʻoikaika, a kākoʻo i kēlā.

ʻO ia paha kekahi o nā kumu ikaika loa e loaʻa ai iaʻu nā kūlana kiʻekiʻe e pili ana i ka mea aʻu e aloha ai a makemake e noho pū. Hepono e like maikaʻi, inā ʻaʻole ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o kaʻu mau hoaaloha inā makemake ʻo ia e kaʻana like i koʻu manawa. ʻAʻole e makemake e makemake wau iā kāua e hiki hoʻohui ʻoi aku i ko kēlā me kēia ola ma mua o kā mākou lawe.

Aia a hele mai kēlā (a ʻaʻole paʻa wau i koʻu hanu) i hoʻokahi pō wale nō o ka hopu ʻana Alanui Papahana a me ke kapa holoi ma luna o ke kīʻaha waina e like me ka mālama ʻana iaʻu.

'Ōlelo lākou: "E hoʻomanawanui wale ʻoe. E ʻike ʻoe i kāu pāʻani."

'Saylelo wau: "Makemake au e loaʻa ka J i koʻu PB, akā inā ʻaʻole wau, he mea kupanaha loa ka pīkī pīnaʻi."

I kēia mau lā, ʻo ka noho hoʻokahi ʻana he mea liʻiliʻi ia o ka hopena a ʻoi aku ka nui o ka hoʻoholo i ʻae ʻia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻokoʻa kēia ʻāhiu e pili ana i ka wahi ʻāina (ke ʻae nui nei nā kahakai)-akā ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka pule ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa e haʻi nei i kahi moʻolelo ikaika. (Eia ʻehiku mau pono olakino o ka noho male ʻana, inā ʻoe e hōʻoia hou aʻe.)

Inā wau e ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo kekahi o nā kumu aʻu e manaʻo nei ua lawe ʻia wau no ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi hoa ola āpau no ka hana nui ʻana i ka hōʻino ʻana i ka mea i hewa iaʻu e hāʻawi i kahi haʻalulu kūpono i kekahi. Ma hope o nā makahiki he kanalua, ke hāʻawi nei au i kēia PB (aka iaʻu) ʻelima mau hōkū, a maopopo leʻa iaʻu e hele mai kahi jelly momona e kaulike maikaʻi i kaʻu momona. ʻAʻole au e hoʻoheheʻe inā ʻaʻole.

ʻLelo lākou: "He makuahine maikaʻi nō naʻe ʻoe!"

'Ōlelo wau: "He mea kūpono ʻo ʻAnakē iaʻu."

Aloha au i nā keiki. ʻIke wau iā lākou he hilarious, adorable, energetic, a leʻaleʻa loa. Hauʻoli wau i ka hāʻawi manawaleʻa ʻana no nā hui aʻoaʻo a me nā waiwai i kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e noho ai me kaʻu kaikamahine hanauna 2 makahiki. Akā aloha pū wau i ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā keiki uē i kā lākou mau mākua. Aloha au i ka hiamoe iki ʻana i nā hopena pule. ʻIke wau e huakaʻi i nā kihi āpau o ka hona. ʻAʻole kūpono nā kamaliʻi me kekahi o ia mau pahu hopu, a me ka manaʻo paʻakikī, hauʻoli loa wau i ke kūʻokoʻa o ke ʻano ola ʻole o ke keiki.

No laila e kiʻi mai iaʻu inā makemake ʻoe i kahi kahu hānai. E alualu hauʻoli wau ma hope o kāu keiki ʻoiai ʻoe e leʻaleʻa nei i kahi pō me kāu kāne-inā ʻaʻole wau ma kaʻu lā kīwī ponoʻī me Tim Gunn, ʻo ia.

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