26 mau manaʻo i kou holo ʻana i kahi Marathon

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1. Loaʻa iā ʻoe kēia.

Mākaukau ʻoe. ʻO kou manawa kēia.

2. Ua ʻike anei au i kēlā kaikamahine i ka ʻOlumepika?!

O ia wale nō. E ho'i ana au i ka home.

3. Nui, i kēia manawa ua makaʻu wau i ka pee.

5 mau minuke aku nei, ua pipi au. HE WAHINE OE, PEE NERVOUS.

4. E HOOMAKA AI. ʻAe, e hana kāua i kēia.

Ke hoʻomaka ikaika nei. ʻO mākou ʻo Gucci, e pepehi kākou i kēia.

5. Mile 1: Mile numero uno woo! ʻO….25 mau mile wale nō i koe.

He kanaka pupule loa wau no ka hana ʻana i kēia?

6. Mile 3: ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kani ʻana o ka gel ikehu e luʻu ana i ka hou i loko o kaʻu pale haʻuki.

He ino anei ua pololi au?

7. Mile 5: Oooooh wai! …akā ʻaʻole au makemake e pipi hou.

Eia kekahi, ʻo kaʻu pepa halepaku ulia pōpilikia he mea ʻino i loko o kaʻu pale haʻuki. Yum.

8. ʻO ka holo ʻana i ka inu ʻana he kālena ʻaʻole au i mākaukau.

E hoʻopaʻa wau i kēlā i kaʻu marathon e hiki mai ana… LOL me he mea lā e hiki mai ana kekahi.

9. Mile 7: BEYONCE HIMENI. ʻAe. Moiwahine.

Ke pepehi nei au. Ke pepehi nei au.

10. Mile 10: kupaianaha kēia.

ʻO ka mea maikaʻi loa aʻu i hana ai. He kanaka super maoli au. Hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia i ka lā holoʻokoʻa.

11. Mile 15: … ʻaʻole paha i ka lā a pau.

"Ke hele nei ka manawa, lohi loa..."

12. Mile 16: POPSICLES FREE.

Psshh… ʻaʻole ʻike kaʻu mau hoʻolimalima i ka mea maikaʻi ke haʻi mai lākou iaʻu ʻaʻole e lawe i ka meaʻai mai nā malihini.

13. Aaannnd ano la'u au.

Nuittt. He 10 mau mile e like me ke kanaka Kool-Aid i hoolei mai ia'u.

14. Ma ka manao lua...

... mālama ʻia no hope?

15. Mile 18:M'Ōlelo mai kou hoa aia ʻo ia ma ka mile 18. ʻAuhea ʻo ia?

Ua haʻalele ʻo ia? Inā haʻalele ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e kamaʻilio hou me ia. Ua pau. ʻAʻohe BFF hou.

16. Whooooop, aia ʻo ia! GFBF. Ka makamaka maikaʻi loa freaking.

Pehea la wau e uku aku ai iaia no kona noho ana maanei no'u? A HE SNACKS OIA.

17. E kahea mai kekahi i ke keena kinai ahi, no ka mea, ke puhi nei au i ka puhi baka i loko nei.

Hellooo makani lua.

18. ALAALA, HE PIPI. OLELO HOU: HE PANIPU.

Na wai i hoʻokomo i ka pipi ma ʻaneʻi? Pono e hāʻawi kekahi iā lākou i mekala. Wahi mua i ke kanaka sprinkler.

19. Mile 20: Inā ʻike au i hoʻokahi hōʻailona "hele wikiwiki" hou, e hopu wau iā ia a hehi ma luna.

Ke neʻe nei ʻoe, e bro? Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoe i holo i hoʻokahi mile.

20. Mile 21: ke ʻai nei paha ʻoukou i ka donut? HE CRUELU WALE NO.

ʻAi ʻia ʻo NUT-NUT i mua o aʻu! (ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe iho ... makemake nui wau?)

21. Mile 24: ke hāʻawi pia nei kēlā kanaka? ʻO ia ... ʻo ia. Loaʻa iaʻu kekahi.

Minamina koke.

22. Mile 26: KA'ĀINA HOME. 0.2 MILE i koe.

No laila. ʻino. pili.

23. Hemolele $ &% @ ʻo kēia ka loa .02 mile aʻu i holo ai i loko o koʻu ola holoʻokoʻa.

ʻO koʻu manaʻo he aha ka hewa inā e haʻalele wau i kēia manawa? ʻO ka mea i hoʻoholo e hana i 26.2 mile he lokoino wale nō.

24. Hoʻopau laina, ʻike wau iā ʻoe!!!! ʻO kēlā pizza? I ka hopena?

ʻAʻole, he mirage kēlā. E ke Akua, he aha kaʻu e hana ai no ka pizza i kēia manawa.

25. HELL YEAH NA'U WALE IA.

E HANA ANA I KEKAHI.

26. ʻAe, no laila ʻo wai ka mea e lawe iaʻu i ka home?

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